Rizks Counts His Rabbits
Rizks decided to learn basic accountancy in order to properly do the books for the Emporium. So he went and took the local accountancy exam.
Examiner: If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Rizks: Five.
Examiner: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Rizks: Five.
Examiner: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer and then I give you another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?
Rizks: Four.
Examiner: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits and then I give you another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Rizks: Five.
Examiner: How on earth do you work out that two lots of two rabbits is five?
Rizks: Because, I've already got one rabbit at home!
Nice company ..............
Rizks has always been slow ... I think Karak Chai got to his brain :(
I was in Wakrah last week and saw Rizks with a monkey on his shoulder.
I stopped him and said: “Come on. It’s not nice. I think you had better take that monkey the zoo."
The next day, Rizks was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again.
I said : “Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!"
Rizks answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."
Hahahaha
Ha ha ha ........... There is going to be good fun ......... lol ...............
Latest update: answer in Nine ..... because the rabbits father in law and Mother in law and brother studying in college came to visit the new born baby.
Actually the latest / updated answer is Six ............ because the the rabbit @ home gave birth to a new baby .............. ........................
That's a Typo (spelling mistake) ...he meant Bear not beer....need to be corrected as follows:
"If I give you two bottles to bear and then I give another two bottles to bear, how many bottles has the bear got?
Rizks: Four. Because, the bear at his home has no bottles for milk feeding.
Brit: Rizks' answer to the question on beer was correct. He really has several bottles of beer at home but as a clever businessman which he is, he did not want to declare it just so you don't pop into his home.0)-