Sidhu-isms

Disclaimer: The following quips have been,supposedly,made my Navjyot Singh Sidhu during his cricket commentries.I have not verified whethr it was indeed him hu said that. Someof them are just popular usage(nothing original),bet they defenitely sound funny.

The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! (ROFL)

Statistics are like bikinis... what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
It is very difficult to kill a man who is hellbent on committing suicide!
He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
This Indian team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30.
Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup.
The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.
Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
The batsman is as comfortable on this pitch as a bum would be on a porcupine.
Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
A big outcry but no outcome!
One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.

Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his buttocks with his two hands.
This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
Good intentions die unless utilized.
He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.
You can never unscramble eggs.