Silly nurse :P
Male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... .
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ?
hahahaha....Thumbs up! ;-)
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Master Roy.
hahahahahahahahahah.... nice 1
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lol.....
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Pajju: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Pajju: We borrow it from our neighbour
lol Colt :)
Colt: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!
Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?
Colt: What problem?
A List of Things you dont want to hear when laid out on the surgery table:
• Oops!
• Has anyone seen my watch?
• Come back with that! Bad Dog!
• Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
• Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingy
• What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
• Damn, there go the lights again...
• Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
• Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
• What do you mean, he's not insured?
• Let's hurry, I don't want to miss "Bay Watch"
• What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
• FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
A teacher asked Pajju to write 55.
Pajju asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
Pajju wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Pajju: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Lol Pajju...good one...finally got the bugger nailed...lol
Lol....
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Rizks : My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox
A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there's a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?"
good story
The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'
nice one mate...
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Lolzzz.... Good One :D
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just had it on my BB..
so funny... lol... i like it!!!
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nice one
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