A store that sells new husbands!
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Not all!
Dracula was not born, but was....
I too was brought here by Aliens :o(
hheheheeee... typical men vs women one, but still laughed :-)
exactly...lols
Sam2003 - There's no place like home..:p
DRAC - Which one u like? Corona or tiger? :p
that is bcz all men want to experience do they have the same feeling as while coming out...........lols
Amen, PrincessSarah!Now, please bring my beer!Naked! :)
All men are born between the legs, no wonder why they love to be in that place coz there's no place like home..:p
hahahaha nice one
”Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are either taken or handicapped or if not the good ones are priest or much worst gay.."
once again .... exactly
PrincessSarah its the fact and no need research for it
Sam2003 - If you'll appreciate everything u have rather than what's missing then u'll be happy.Im certain that there's a lot of things to be grateful for in your life if u will take time to notice and appreciate.
Khan1970 - How credible are your statements? and how many years have u researched for that facts? :p
exactly
*All men are extremely busy.*Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.*Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.*Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.*Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.*Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the first woman leaves them.*Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Sam2003 - It's up to your disposition and expectations..
no one can be perfectly happy in this perfect world. :(
sam2003 - Im perfectly happy now..:) :p
youe search shld be Ceaseless one day you will find a monkey who wants to settle down at one place... :)))))
Endless search..............
back!
Keep watching this space and sooner we will have some QLVG event. Hope to see you soon too.
Yallah..back to finding good husband!!!
I am back.I came weeks before. Things are good. But I mis my son and wife.And I mis QLVG events too.Hope we can meet again soon...
are you back or till in Sri Lanka??
how is it been??
Tinker - Very hard tinker.:) but what's important is I chose the right thing to do not bec. im trying to be like mother teresa or i want heavenly points when i die.I have no religion but i do believe in humanity. I've been with monkeys who always want to wander around the jungle and who never wants to settle in one place before.So i replaced them with donkeys. :p LOL. Im happy now.:D (evil laugh).
Got scared... hih hih heeeeee...It is better to make the one u have a better one that looking other once.I too not a good husbond.But my wife always teling things that i should correct to make her happy and to feel her how I care her.Most men are good. They dont know to express. They should be handled carefully.Cos U women are the one disturb the men more and make them BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD HUSBOND....hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.(Taking a deep breath)I think i told what i wanted. realy hard topic..............
Donkeys and monkeys are so like humans nowadays.. Maybe it's due to the reverse of Darwin's theory of evolution. The more i know some people,the more i've realized that it's not only tarzan who was raised by the chimpanzees. :p
TB - Good ones are either taken or committed.. Available ones dont want to be taken and committed.. :)
and when you need help always ready to help.
whever you are sad always ready to make you happy...
dnt forget monkeys and donkeys are very usefull....lols
This new husband store is worldwide already..:) been posted here many times and on any paper available..hehehehe..
I remember what my granny told me,the more u search for the better,u'll end up having a monkey..learn how to appreciate people when u have them.:p
really !!!!!
hehehe good oneThe third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited
its an old one but jokes are always welcome old or new no matter.... TFS
lol rizks..
Ho Ho Ho:-
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