Who's THE BOSS?
When the body was first made, all the body parts want to be the BOSS.
The BRAIN said “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body responses and functions”.
The FEET said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go”.
The HAND said, “We should be the BOSS because we do all the work and earn all the money”.
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ARSEHOLE spoke up. All the body parts laughed at the idea of the the arsehole being the BOSS.
So, the arsehole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and the lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the arsehole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out SH*T.
The moral of the story? You don’t need brains to be a BOSS – any arsehole will do…
:o)
A couple had a little boy around five years. One day the couple wanted to cheat the boy and send him away from the room. So the father told the kid, "Son, I got to do something important with mum. Can you go to the balcony and wait until we call you? Then he agreed with that. “Good boy, you can shout about the things you see from the balcony. Ok?" Father adds up.
So the kid was standing in the balcony and starts the shouting. "There goes the milk man" "There goes the postman" “That car is going fast”. Even dad gave him feedback. "good son keep on going".
Then the kid suddenly shouted, "Oh! Next door aunty and uncle are having Sex". The father got a shock hearing this and he ran to the balcony and shouted at the kid "What? What? Can you see Mr & Mrs Fernando having sex from here?"
Then the Kid replied, "No I can't see them, but also their son is counting vehicles in the balcony ".
I've just sent it to all my colleagues through the company's mail. I hope I won't be fired soon lol. Anyway, it makes sense when compared to what is actually happening here :D Thanks azilana
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
heard this from a prex experience in manila back then..made us all laugh:) esp. when you tell this story in our native language:) hahahaha!!And regarding the moral of the story...yep!!any @#$$hole will do:)
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