Facebook status messages ( funny )
Here are some funny facebook status messages.. add more as u go.... :-)
I hate people that take drugs... Customs for example.
Is only two people short for a threesome.
Dont even look in her eyes... she'll tell u nothing but lies.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Has been working hard 24/7.....24 hours a week 7 months a year.
You never really learn to swear untill.... you learn to drive.
My wife has to be the worst cook, In our house we pray after we eat.
The next person who says " it's not the heat' It's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
A bank is a place where they lend you a umbrella in a fair weather... and ask for it back when it rains.
World AIDS day today! We need to spread it. Only the message not the virus :P
it is exactly that which i need keep sharing Fb Status
Best Facebook Status
last one is funny lol..........:d
Taash k paton ki manind hai zindage meri JanI,
Jis kisi ne bhi khela taqseem kar diya mujhey....
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
No Offense..
Cheers
~ AK ~
don't hijack hadeel you have your own thread
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TAKE CARE WHEN BUYING A PRODUCT NEXT TIME FROM CARREFOUR PPL CAUSE THIS PHOTOS SHOWS ROTTEN VEGETABEL FROM INSIDE..U WILL NOT NOTICE UNTILL U GO HOME AND OPEN IT..YOU WILL NOT SEE IT FROM THE OUTSIDE...CAREFULL WITH YOUR HEALTH....
You are again shewing what i said before.ROFL!!
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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..
Darude I have an antiban software..dont tell anyone okay!!I will give you too..we will be immortal on QL..lol
keeping my words... this is for you
Cheers
~ AK ~
I like people who stand on their words one said,who ever flagged or spanked.
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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..
i dont know why the mods dont ban you
have flagged you so many times still you are here you evil
I was about to flag you offensive...hmmm...good that you apologized.
i just posted something that sound funny to me.. but take it another way.. girls legs are their best friends. Full Stop nothing more on that... then the other line is friends do part.. simple logic i felt.. if anyone got it as offensive am SORRY..
Cheers
~ AK ~
"Where do you live?I live in Qatar..Where is it?It is near Dubai."
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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..
You are yet to grow up!Shame on you for posting such a nasty message on a family website.
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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..
What a &(%^(^%*(^)&^()&* message you playboy bugger.
Worx..what a nasty message!
Sitting in the toilet.. Imagining im flying a fighter jet and droping bombs in the ocean. :P
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye tho khana free.
good nyt!
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I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D
1. Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall.
2. Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! Isn't that really bad?
3. Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.
4. is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
5. doesnt need to exercise, i do enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle
Ahhh theres too many...
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"We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect." Ambrose Bierce
here you go with one more..
Real Eyes Realize Real Lies.. :D
I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D