Facebook status messages ( funny )

every_mothers_nightmare
By every_mothers_n...

Here are some funny facebook status messages.. add more as u go.... :-)

I hate people that take drugs... Customs for example.

Is only two people short for a threesome.

Dont even look in her eyes... she'll tell u nothing but lies.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Has been working hard 24/7.....24 hours a week 7 months a year.

You never really learn to swear untill.... you learn to drive.

My wife has to be the worst cook, In our house we pray after we eat.

The next person who says " it's not the heat' It's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.

A bank is a place where they lend you a umbrella in a fair weather... and ask for it back when it rains.

World AIDS day today! We need to spread it. Only the message not the virus :P

By NAVER• 25 Jan 2012 07:59
NAVER

it is exactly that which i need keep sharing Fb Status

Best Facebook Status

By jani_qa• 22 Jan 2010 03:01
jani_qa

last one is funny lol..........:d

Taash k paton ki manind hai zindage meri JanI,

Jis kisi ne bhi khela taqseem kar diya mujhey....

By heero_yuy2• 22 Jan 2010 00:04
heero_yuy2

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By anthoworx• 21 Jan 2010 23:07
anthoworx

No Offense..

Cheers

~ AK ~

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Jan 2010 13:20
somwerNdmiddle

don't hijack hadeel you have your own thread

www.live365.com/stations/thevault85

By hadeel78• 21 Jan 2010 12:52
hadeel78

TAKE CARE WHEN BUYING A PRODUCT NEXT TIME FROM CARREFOUR PPL CAUSE THIS PHOTOS SHOWS ROTTEN VEGETABEL FROM INSIDE..U WILL NOT NOTICE UNTILL U GO HOME AND OPEN IT..YOU WILL NOT SEE IT FROM THE OUTSIDE...CAREFULL WITH YOUR HEALTH....

By blablubliblrrr• 21 Jan 2010 12:38
blablubliblrrr

You are again shewing what i said before.ROFL!!

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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..

By Formatted Soul• 21 Jan 2010 12:31
Formatted Soul

Darude I have an antiban software..dont tell anyone okay!!I will give you too..we will be immortal on QL..lol

By anthoworx• 21 Jan 2010 12:22
anthoworx

keeping my words... this is for you

Cheers

~ AK ~

By blablubliblrrr• 21 Jan 2010 12:18
blablubliblrrr

I like people who stand on their words one said,who ever flagged or spanked.

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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..

By DaRuDe• 21 Jan 2010 12:18
DaRuDe

i dont know why the mods dont ban you

have flagged you so many times still you are here you evil

By Formatted Soul• 21 Jan 2010 12:14
Formatted Soul

I was about to flag you offensive...hmmm...good that you apologized.

By anthoworx• 21 Jan 2010 12:10
Rating: 3/5
anthoworx

i just posted something that sound funny to me.. but take it another way.. girls legs are their best friends. Full Stop nothing more on that... then the other line is friends do part.. simple logic i felt.. if anyone got it as offensive am SORRY..

Cheers

~ AK ~

By blablubliblrrr• 21 Jan 2010 11:29
blablubliblrrr

"Where do you live?I live in Qatar..Where is it?It is near Dubai."

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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..

By blablubliblrrr• 21 Jan 2010 11:24
blablubliblrrr

You are yet to grow up!Shame on you for posting such a nasty message on a family website.

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Pray, Before prayers are said for you..

By DaRuDe• 21 Jan 2010 11:22
DaRuDe

What a &(%^(^%*(^)&^()&* message you playboy bugger.

By Aunty virus• 21 Jan 2010 11:21
Aunty virus

Worx..what a nasty message!

By every_mothers_nightmare• 21 Jan 2010 10:59
every_mothers_nightmare

Sitting in the toilet.. Imagining im flying a fighter jet and droping bombs in the ocean. :P

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

By somwerNdmiddle• 21 Jan 2010 10:55
somwerNdmiddle

good nyt!

www.live365.com/stations/thevault85

By anonymous• 21 Jan 2010 10:05
anonymous

I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D

By SamyaUK• 21 Jan 2010 10:02
SamyaUK

1. Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall.

2. Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! Isn't that really bad?

3. Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.

4. is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

5. doesnt need to exercise, i do enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle

Ahhh theres too many...

By SamyaUK• 21 Jan 2010 09:53
SamyaUK

˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

By Olive• 21 Jan 2010 09:31
Olive

www.failbooking.com

"We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect." Ambrose Bierce

By anonymous• 21 Jan 2010 09:29
anonymous

here you go with one more..

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies.. :D

I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D

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