Good Thing - Joke
By tearstosmile •
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
"KEEP SMILING" 
Sardarji reaches the final of a Quiz competition. Its the buzzer round. One object willbe shown & they have to give answer immediatiely.
(A Glass of Orange Juice is shown) - 1st contestant - "Orange Juice"
(A Glass of Watermelon juice is shown) - 2nd contestant - "Water-Melon juice"
(A Glass of Milk is shown) - Sardar - "Cow-Juice"
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A Sardar buys a new 2-Seater Sports-car, gets into top gear.
He passes a guy on a bike and he yells out "Ever drove a sports car?"
He passes a guy in a Sedan and he yells out "Ever drove a sports car?"
He passes a guy in a 4x4 and he yells out "Ever drove a sports car?"
No sooner he passes the 3rd guy he crashes into a tree and these above 3 meet up with him and ask him "Why did you risk your life just to show off your new car?"
"That was what I wanted to ask if any of you have driven this vehicle before....where are the Bloody brakes?"
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A Sardar comes to Qatar meets a French and asks him "Where is the Taj Mahal?"
French Guy "Mr. I thought that the Taj is in India".
Sardar meets sees a Qatari and asks him the same question.
Qatari "Walla! Its in India. How can you find it here?
Finally he meets a Malabari and asks the same question.
Malabari. Go to corniche take a boat and you will find it at a distance of 1km.
Sardar takes a boat & does 3km but still finds sea everywhere. Finally he sees another Sardar in a boat & asks him "Where is Taj Mahal?". He gets a tight slap "I have been looking here for 3 days and you want to find it in 1 day?"
spicemom - I have a collection of 3500 jokes :) BTW, I don't care about the points
looooooooooooooooooooooooool, very nice CHARAN
"KEEP SMILING"
charan either has one too many jokes/ bored/or just collection points......but gj anyways and for yr initiative.......
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Once Satharji was walking on the street & when he came to an electronic shop he went in & asked the keeper "How much is that T.V?" pointing at something.
"We don't sell things for Satharjis" replied the keeper
Then after some times he came with changing his clothes & appearance & asked again "How much is that T.V?" pointing at the same thing
"We don't sell things to Satharjis" replied the keeper.
Then again he came with changing his appearance & clothing's & asked again "How much is that T.V?"
"Sorry, I said you that we don't sell things to Satharjis"
Satharji got angry removed his wig & clothes & asked "How the hell do you know that I'm a Satharji?"
"Because Satharjis are stupid" replied the keeper
"Why?" asked the Satharji
"You were pointing at a microwave & asking me how much is that T.V"
Satharji is a man who works in a construction company.
Once when they were constructing a building, at lunch time when they all sat together to have their lunch in the fifth floor.
one man siad that he likes bread & if his wife havent given bread he would jump & suicide, when he opened the lunch bx it was not bread he jumped from the building.
then another said that he likes parata & if it is not there he would die, it was not there & he jumped. another said he likes rice & if it is not there he would die, & it wasnt there he jumped.
then Satharji said that he likes pizzas & if it is not there he would die, when he opened the lunch box some sandwitches were there then he jumped from the building.
that evening everybodys wives came & were crying but Satharjis wife didnt cry. then everybody asked her " Why arent you crying?"
"Why should I cry for this stupid man? today i didnt make lunch for him.....he made it by himself ..........& he forgot what he likes & what he made"
hahahhahahhahhaha....... B****Y good one ,hmmmm wat are friends for eh??
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
Once an American,a Japanese & Satharji were lost in an island, then when they were finding a way out a small bottle came to the shore from the sea. They all ran to open it, when they opened it a jini came out from the bottle & said "Thank you all for saving me from that small bottle, for this help I will give you each a wish"
The American said "My family is waiting for me so please send me back to America!" then the jini said some magic words & the American dissappeared.
The Japanese said "Even my family also waiting for me so please send me to Japan!" again jini said the words & Japanese dissappeared.
"What is your wish?" asked the jini from Satharji.
"Oh man, its boaring here so please bring them back"
a nice story of + attittude!
"Intelligence is what you use when you don't know what to do” - Jean Piaget
hey the nursery rhyme said AND The cow flew over the moon..see cows do fly but only at night..........
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
nice one