If it Vibrates...

Keep the metal tube and put an angry wasp in it.

Works a treat!

Call me Maninibat!

smoking after the event? hee hee

Havana Cigar!! will that work?

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Any one got a cigarette?

Call me Maninibat!

till it doesnot cool down it wont stop :D hahahahahahaha

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gotta love it! nice one JBH

iiiiiiiiIIIII'VVVVVVVEE GOOOOOOOOTT oOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNN NNNNNNNNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

HHHOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW DDDDDDDDDDOOOOO YOOOOOUUUUUUU TURNNN THE BBUGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRR OOFFFFFFFFF?????

Call me Maninibat!

lol..jauntie

e46M3 in the festival of Holi where we put colour & water on eachother, Condoms were our weapons of choice (replacing water baloons). We used to fill it with water & throw it on people. And it hurts real bad when you drop it from a 5-story building on to an unsuspecting guy.

Now one could get arrested if someone does not like it and complain to the Police.

Got to mention that Condoms are tough to break even with water in them. A condom full of water can easily survive a fall of 6 feet especially the thick variety.

the punchline just isn't the same without a rude word - will try to tame it.

There was this guy who turned up at a fancy dress party stark naked, apart from a condom on the end of his nose.

The host opened the door and, looking a bit shocked, said 'who or what have you come as?'

The guest shrugged and replied: 'Fxck nose!'

get it? pun on the word 'knows?'

ok ok I'm sorry -just couldn't resist it (jauntie exits stage left)

I let Greeker into the secret of how I got my 'jauntie' ID.

My husband is a Scot and once, when he was larking about putting on a really broad Scottish accent, that was how he pronounced my name and second initial.

It seemed to amuse him lol

Many survival guides recommend condoms as a water storage medium.

Greeker ....took me a while ..to realise ..."JoanT" = "jauntie"

am Still searching for a beer can & Cherry Bomb.....I always prefer it the cheaper way.

During the Iran and Iraq war Americans helped Iraq by giving them hand grenades to use in the front line and told them to remove the safety pin and count to 10 and throw the grande at the enemy. After sometime there were serious complaing about that Iraqis who throw the granades got killed instead of Iranis. So the situation became very serious and Americans sent one of their specialists on the subject to investigate the matter.

The amerivcan went to Front line asked one of the Iraqi soilders to show him how he uses his granade.

The Iraqi remove the safety pin and counted lowering fingers from one of his hand. he counted up to 5 and put the grenade in between his leg and started counting 6,7 ...... lowering fingers from his otherhand

Keep em coming, girl. I cant stop laughing, help me pleaase...

which seems to offer an alternative to the condom when it comes to birth control.

I can't think how to change the characters or places to fit this part of the world, so hope it will make sense.

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child an Alabama couple decided that was enough, so the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly

alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

( you'll love this...)

At this point (No.5) he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC

There is a shop Called condom Shop in S'pore right along the Orchard Road in Lucky Plaza they sell all kinds and varity of them from all over the world. Full House evry time. They sell condoms only. Big tourist attrcation. make sure to visit them if you go there

I'll get us the sunblock lotion, I hear it's going to hot over there.

;o)

LOL jack. And don't worry it looks like I'm joining u in hell too :D

Jauntie... Theres one more

A priest signs up for a job, the Secretary gives him the form to fill. The Priest fills it & gives it back.

Secretary: Father you havent filled the SEX column.

Priest: We are Priest we are not supposed to.

Secretary:But its mandatory & just for records.

Priest: OK then make it 3 times a week.

Secretary:Father, You are not getting it, you have to specify the gender.

Priest: (blushing) Gosh...sometimes its boys.... sometimes its girls.

jauntie....I m in hell

ROFLMAO....

a little story, entitled:

NICODERM DOWN UNDER (Nicoderm is a nicotine patch)

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not down there!"

The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO TO HELL!!!!

I always use one.....on my thumb...thats how the Brother (lay member from Church) told us how to use one.

I distinctly remember one of my classmates asking "Brother, have you used one?" and there was total chaos in the class for the next 5 minutes.

ladies i dont see enough male commentin here as much females are.

na i prefer natural way :D

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Are they going to ban chocolate condoms too....please give us a break...

Madhya Pradesh also has the Khajuraho Temple dipicting Tantric-Sex on its outside.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khajuraho

Wonder when they are going to ban that?

keeps the population and disease down. If someone likes the buzzing, then maybe they'll use it more often and we'll have less starving people in the world, and more smiling faces!!!

of coarse we're kidding here! :))))))

Good night too!

to you too e6!

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

Good night! Dont forget your panadol!:D

I am not into these things, I value MONOGAMOUS Relationship!

Nite Nite Apple....

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

I thought that was a Panadol tab box! he hee

Why to buy?:D

Be careful, dont catch vietnamese he will cook you like chicken grill, he heeee

not crezendo, I don't need that vibrator thingy! LOL

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

Or Vibrations.

Available locally at most pharmacies.

you need crezendo! lol!

i remember sindbadInlove jokes of an old man, married to an 18 yr old and went to see a doctor. he he heee

I will ask for my allowance and buy a real man, a real action! LOL

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

what if you're lucky to have a multi$ 90 yrs old hubby? nah!

hee hee heeee

IOU come near to mammoo i'll whisper in your ears, j/k

am pretty sure I am not just a barbie doll and will never ever will be ;-) LOL

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

You tell her, Apple!

that is birth control stuff:D

if you are married, means your husband did not marry you to watch you only like a barbie doll, lol!

and if you are in a long term relationship? well, it depends!:P

;))))

Don't worry about it, IOU. It was a tongue-in-cheek comment.

you said : Are you married/in a

Are you married/in a long-term relationship, IOU? If you are you'd know.

So what do you mean by that?

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

it helps promote the used of birth control(condom), then let it be!

I'm not interested w/ it, eeerrr

no thanks!:D

They don't ban condoms, just vibrators and pleasure instruments of the like.

I dont think that is reasonable for them to banned this stuff.

In an over populated country like India, which is known to its increasing number of AIDS morbidity rate, it will not only help prevent the transmission of the disease but also helps control its growing population.

I think, their Govt. is doing the right thing to support the production company. It is not a matter of taboo or not? It is concerning the health of the public and improving the countries economics in general.

IOU, the business of sexual paraphernalia is a multi-million dollar industry that's kept in business and profitable by very normal people.

It's a personal choice whether you want to use them or not. They begin with lubricants, response creams, massage oils, etc. and don't really end anywhere.

There are millions of people who think they're fun to use and who am I to argue?

I say whatever makes people happy let them be as long as they don't hurt anyone. (I know, doubtful syntax).

So whether it vibrates, shakes, pumps or whatever, I don't really care. If that's how they want to have fun then let them knock themselves out.

Cornellian, he didn't mean the vibrating thingie, he meant the actual experience!

LOL e4, well u either say ok i will or no thanks we're good without it :-)

Cornellian, what else can I say when Cyman suggests I try it!

I am really sorry to ask this but seriously, in your long-term relationship you will consider this?

A "toy" that vibrates for you?

I don't mean to offend you and I am not saying I don't consumed my relationship physically but what I am saying is how could it be pleasurable? Having a "toy" whatever it made of inside you.

Maybe is just me and maybe I don't really need this, but I wonder about those consuming/buying it, how & why their partner agree on that?

Anyways, thank you for not posting this just for the sake of posting.

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

uh didn't u already find the right person...uhhh...i duno...maybe ur wife ?! lol

I'm still waiting for the right person.

e46M3 I suggest you try it. Otherwise you will never know. Of course it has to do both with yours and your partner's pleasure ;)

May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!

Enough pleasure, Cyman?! There can never be enough of 2 things; pleasure and PC storage.

Came across it for the first time during my first trip in Doha, October last year. Bought one thinking that it was some kind of vibrating condom. Well it was just a rubber ring with a mini vibrator the size of an olive. Tried it. Will never buy one again.

In my opinion it's another alternative devise for those who, for various reasons, cannot get enough pleasure without accessories.

May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!

E46M3, ah so polished. I love it when you talk smooth, my man!

Smoother than a new born baby's A-Dollar-Dollar cheeks!

lol!

Are you married/in a long-term relationship, IOU? If you are you'd know.

I wonder who really need this kind of "toy"? and why?

Cheers,

HONESTY is HARD ATTRIBUTE to FIND

It makes us lazier.

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Actually Durex already have a vibrating thingie on sale here. It's called Vibrations from the play series.

ok just realized my question, don't answer..:D

how it vibrates? :P

ur depressed staying or are u just bored ? lol

so whats required ? we comment or u need them ?

just kidding oh god i am depressed!!

They are really succesful over here. Durex will soon introduce their own vibrating condoms into the market.

hmmm...didn´t know sex toys were banned in India.

they dont shake at the thought of millions starving, they 'vibrate' at the thought of some mere vibrations...

No Comment.

E46m3 buddy there are some shy females here too so watch it :D

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