So who's Coke is it anyway?
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody".
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defence?"
The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose. "Your Honour, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machine's, or mine?"
Shows how much the dollar has devalued. Not long ago it was 50 cents.
Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary. Mahatma Gandhi
It must have been the gardner...
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
A question to the question of Smoke - would you sue my plumber ? He has done such an awful job, my sink tap set off the shower. Just taking my chances since you are in a mood to sue.
Starseed, so what about the person who had installed the vending machine?
my question is if i put in a dollar in the machine for a coke and pepsi comes out who do i sue?
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
last night... big n bright n shiny
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
well the sun is up right now and am trying to find the moon some where bu no sign have you seen it.
wazzup at ur side :D
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whazzup bud?
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
yooooooooooooooooooooooou starseed :D
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