A Sweet Story
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!!!
You can add that Mr. Cadbury had to listen to a shot of Grind Candy by Penicillin up his rump for treatment.
LOL.
i will bury him in transylvania..to avoid spreading his seeds..:D
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sigh
i ll miss my cadbury s five star bar
do it right - the first time!
Owen, he is a hunk in Transylvania.
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handsome??? sweet??? cute??? what sort of advertisement is that?..very pathetic..who would fall for that? c'mon be more than that..:/
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Is'nt it too early and bright for you to come out of grave. Not good for your complexion. Go back and sleep tight. While there say hello to my great great granma.
got diabetes now...too much sweetness..:D
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[batting eyelids] :)
tooooooo sweet...to digest....nice one...whats with this sweetness...overflowing from u today....
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