why did the chicken cross the road?
By shoeaddict •
the age old question is yet asked again,,,just to interrupt your train of thought till weekend....lol
the age old question is yet asked again,,,just to interrupt your train of thought till weekend....lol
and when was ur day exactly
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Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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freudian slip...lol drac...
the chicken crossed the road to check the ongoing sale at debenhams...lol
Lol Drac! Very good!!
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
George W. Bush: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here."
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Bill Clinton: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?"
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Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
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Freud: "The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity."
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Salvador Dali: The Fish.
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The Sphinx: You tell me.
Here's another question...when in history was this question first asked? Whoever it was the person must have been really bored when he/she formulated it. And he/she would never have imagined that the question would endure for ages...LOL.
Chicken HAD to cross.............saw a camel and fell instantly in love!!
Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.
to check salam stores carnival of savings sale...:)
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:P
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to get away from the horny guy.
isn't it to get to the other side??/
would he notice or wouldnt he?
light is green already, so it needs to go to other road.
"Adda ti adal na, ngem awan ti sursuro na."
Why chicken crossed ?
BCoz this side of the road.... they were serving Chicken Soup...... :)
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becoz she wants to sow catwalk before second hatch.
shushing chickens now huh?lol i theenk the chicken crossed the road because she will be late for her dentists appointment.
she wants to have FANGS for her birthday.duhhhhhh
and later she will cross the road again so she could check the sale at debenhams.......
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i did fall off my coffin....
.lil blood coffee spurting out of one's nose.lol
hooshh,chicken..hooshhh
and she crossed it!
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only in shoeaddicts tormented world do chickens moans,graons and shrieks...
i also believe that the chicken also does karaoke.......
You could be right. I recall she was dressed a little sluttily..
thus chicken "moans" or "shrieks" ?? hahaha.
Click the dragon! rawr! :D
she crossed the road to go back to her place to change clothes,so she could cross back again to get into the club.
mind you she didnt forget her id card.
She crossed the road because the club wouldn't allow her in without an ID card..
the chicken was soo late for the meeting,he began hissing,shrieking,caterwauling,moaning,groaning...before he crossed the road.
uhhhh wait,he was soo pised 4 being late he forgot to cluck while crossing the road.
the chicken-BOW!!!
so why again?? hehe.
Click the dragon! rawr! :D
I fall off chair first,spurt coffee out of my nose second,,,watch the traffic signal light turn RED then cross the road...
chicken!!!!
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:)
You're smart..:)
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NOW..CROSS THE ROAD! :p
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lol,,,i got the joke..."look"hehehe
who is lukeaddict?
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LUKEADDICT....
USE ZA BED,LUKE...
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i didnt read your post.:)but i did fall off my chair.....
y did the chicken cross the road?
to see coffee spurting out of one's nose.lol
Coz this side of the road.... She falls from the Chair for no reason... :)
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it searching you to bite, kokrako ko !!!
Coool
Sigh! I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
it'll be noted. will give it a thought.
meeting with the rooster, chicken and the hot chick later on today. thanks.
Rooster crossing the road....
You can't teach experience...
oh goodness, it's very simple..
there was a hot chick on the other side of the road!
You can't teach experience...
to prove that those 4x4 speeding in Doha has no match at all, he can still cross the road without being hit...
to proved he's no longer chicken...
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big 4x4 splatted the chicked as there are no railroads in qatar
well that, is another issue... :P
You can't teach experience...
to get to the other side, and get away from the Colonel... :P
it was telling you that a chicken can cross the road too!
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the train splatting the chicken!
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Wait a minute...also no trains here!
To get away from the soup kitchen
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the moral of the story is no bachelors allowed on friday...(bus splatting the chicken)...
It was a single chicken and was not allowed on the family side of the road.
i thought,,,the chicken got scared of massive pot holes and construction.hmmmmmmmm...im falling out of my chair now......
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because no railroad here! :P
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To watch the Champions League Final.