Here for pilots and pilot's wife on QL ...

novita77
By novita77

Aviation Humour

An old one but still a good laugh

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"
4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not a good sign.

By yv2r• 23 Jun 2007 15:45
yv2r

Piolots are trained well to take care of the Flaps position and

also Rudder while applying their Landing Gear so that Wheels open

properly to avoid Nose Landing....:)

By staying alive• 23 Jun 2007 14:08
staying alive

we will on tuesday.

By novita77• 23 Jun 2007 14:01
novita77

now i wonder wether we actually have met before :-) lol

By staying alive• 23 Jun 2007 13:52
staying alive

i have been here 5 years,i met samijam,sheron and a newbie,i also know stephF personally not from expatwoman.

By novita77• 23 Jun 2007 09:42
novita77

staying alive ... I had some pilot's wife friend. When we socialize with them ... the husband can't stop to talk about the plane. :-) I know the pilot's wife in expatwoman in person (nath69, samijam and sharon). Have you met them?

how long u been here in Doha?

By staying alive• 23 Jun 2007 09:39
staying alive

I have a wonderful,caring,loving,understanding hubby,whom i would give my own life....but he is the LAZIEST person on earth.I think he's jetlagged,but sometimes it drives me crazy.

But honestly,like the jokes indicate most of them r like that,not my hubby though,he's witty,funny and is full of surprises....he knows stuff u wouldnt think most men would know about...

And yes,he would rather die than to ask for directions....and he thinks he can fly a car ..hahaha

By novita77• 23 Jun 2007 01:02
novita77

dont tell me thats from your own experience :-) xx

By staying alive• 23 Jun 2007 00:37
staying alive

Thats real cool,here's some more

How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot?

Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me!"

A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he is flying, and about flying when he is with a woman.

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

By anonymous• 22 Jun 2007 17:10
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

2) Airplanes can be turned on by the flick of a switch.

A commercial airliner takes about 30 minutes and many flicks of switches before engine light up.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

Airbus fly-by-wire operates strictly under "Normal Law" or "Alternate Law"

15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

All jet engines whine (very loudly) form start to stop.

Here's a good one.

Q: Why do you require a propellor in front of an airplane?

A: It's there to keep the pilot cool. If it stops, the pilot starts sweating.

By e46M3• 22 Jun 2007 01:13
e46M3

Well if I wanted to avoid them I wouldn't go to them on my own 2 legs, would I?

By e46M3• 22 Jun 2007 01:10
Rating: 4/5
e46M3

Nothing is better than a good woman.

By mufy• 22 Jun 2007 01:07
mufy

i think the title shud be "WHY IS A AIRPLANE BETTER THAN A WOMAN"

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By mufy• 22 Jun 2007 01:07
mufy

i think the title shud be "WHY IS A AIRPLANE BETTER THAN A WOMAN"

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By novita77• 22 Jun 2007 01:06
novita77

You cant avoid brits ... just like chinese ... you will find them anywhere in the world. lol.

By e46M3• 22 Jun 2007 01:03
Rating: 3/5
e46M3

I guess going to British schools rubs off.

I thought I was done with that over 2 decades ago but here I am still going to a British school 5 days a week!

By novita77• 22 Jun 2007 01:00
novita77

you no need to be as sarcastic as an english man.

By e46M3• 22 Jun 2007 00:58
Rating: 2/5
e46M3

Good, novita.

Oh, I thought you said pints.

By novita77• 22 Jun 2007 00:56
novita77

Actually ... i just need few more points to catch up with you. Not !

By e46M3• 22 Jun 2007 00:53
Rating: 3/5
e46M3

Great post. I love planes and was prevented from pursuing a flying career. But they're just great. Most of the time.

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