Gypsy, I'm a mature guy with a son older than your preverbial 13.5 yrs of age, when you write what comes out could quite pass in mentality however, maybe it's being in Qatar that affects you that way?

I'll do you a favour, when I get there I'll "escort you" to a bar, buy you a drink, try and engage you in some intelligent conversation.

And,....you can even come back for a coffee, and just to make you feel at home, you can put on one of those mini skirts you boast of and give me a pole dance!

Now how's that for hospitality? it be just like being at home!

Imagine how much better you'll feel!

Now, I'm not such a bad guy after all......Privet.