OK, Yawn, why not bore some other thread I am just kidding here, and being kidded with, some seem to be enjoying it.

I'm sure I've heard Diahorrea like yours somewhere before too, but I can't quite recall.

Do we know each other as I have only ever met a few people with absolutely no no sense of humour?

"Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis sapit"