Come on, Man in a Van, which old-time QLer are you really??

The sarcasm in your reply - "your great web community", "you are indeed very very very heplful", "please (try to) forgive me for giving a suggestion" (that was no suggestion, that was a quite explicit statement!) - is far too subtle for somoene previously seeming to struggle in English.

Please come clean - who are you??

Your disguise is breaking down, and we are deffo. going to unmask you!!!!!!!!!