No thanks for me, Milly?

I could be saving you from a wasted life, a life of hollow-eyed, black-rimmed addiction to small pleasures, to the vicarious thrill of 'your' team scoring a goal, to hoping that Man. U. get beaten!!

But seriously, I was only jo'ken - I occasionally watch some footie, but there IS more available here than in blighty.

I'm sure you'll enjoy - esp. if watching in one of our raucous sports bars!

Best,

SS