yeh, but who cares?

People will steal for their boiled eggs at breakfast, they'll do anything for that fried egg on toast after a couple of pints, they'll lie, and cheat, and embezzle for scrambled eggs at tea time.

Don't ya see ..... eggs are the new Pepsi-ain, the new wonder drug.

Criminal empires have been built on this.

Don't you see now, why Doha's crime rate has rocketed recently?

Lack of eggs, and crime - a statistical perfect correlation.

I rest my case (and could you fill it with a box of six eggs whilst I wait?)

Thank you for listening, thank you for being there for me.

SS