O smelly you dont do this

"I also use a separate conditioner – not for me the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner crap that doesn’t work – which I massage into my scalp and wait for precisely three minutes before rinsing it all out completely."

I mean you're not supposed to massage the conditioner on to your scalp. You'll get dandruff... I know ur kiddin but just in case u rnt i thought i'd let u know....

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