A knot walks into a bar and askes for a drink. The bartender says "We dont serve knots here!!"

So the knot goes and sits on the curb outside. He gets an idea and start wiggling and rubbing his tiny knot body on the pavement until he is all frayed and twisted.

The knot walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks "arent you the knot I just told to leave?"

The tiny knot says "NO!! I am a frayed Knot!"

*groan*