Ladies and gentle beans, horses and mules. I have come here before you, to stand behind you to tell you of something I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright day, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot the two dead boys. If you don`t believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. She saw it too!