Feed the trolls...just a little.
Please? It makes me laugh to see them get their panties in a bunch because they can't argue their way out of a wet paperbag...
I know, I know...it's not a fair fight; you're much better armed in terms of wit, knowledge, and debating skills. And it's wrong for me to get pleasure from watching them yell in circles and become cross, trying to incite others.
But I have so few guilty pleasures left...indulge me.

"Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity of opportunity to be otherwise."
-- Maya Angelou