Land Cruiser, it WAS on a leash.
But that doesn't make much difference to me.
Cheetahs aren't meant to be pets and shouldn't be driven around town riding shotgun.

I wouldn't put it past the folks here who keep big cats as pets to have had all of them declawed and their canine teeth filed down. That sounds like something that would happen here...

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