Five Pearls of Wisdom to Remember
1. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's face.
3. Help a man when he's in trouble and ...he'll remember you when he's in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive today only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but neither does milk!
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