One for the Aussies

Subject: How tough are Australians?

The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing,
campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky.

Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire,
one from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one
from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for
which they are famous..

The night of tales begins...

Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest,
toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I
linded in a field and scared a crocodeale, who came
out of the swamp and ate sux min who were
standen close by. I grebbed the crocodeale and
wristled him to du ground and killed em with my
beer hends'.

Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand
to be bettered said, 'Well you guys, I lended
orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny
trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a
rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with
me bare hinds and beet it's head off ind
then sucked the poison from it's body down in one
gulp. End I'm still here today'

Colin the Australian remained silent, slowly poking
the fire with his p*nis.