Inday.......

ohbee wan
By ohbee wan

Naaalala nyo pa ba yung commercial ng PLDT caller ID na ito?
Yung may tatawag kay Inday tapos sasabihin nya "Aruuuu! Dugo-dugo gang ka no?!"? Ahahahahaha kung oo, sigurado akong ma-eenjoy nyo gaya ng pagka-enjoy ko ang mga jokes na to na nasagap ko lang!
 
Mabuhay ka Inday!
 
VERSION 1:
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Aru! E sino yung nakapatong kay m'am?
 
VERSION 2:
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Gaguh! Nakapatong sa akin si sir noh!
 
VERSION 3:
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Kung si sir ka, anong kulay ng panty ko kagabi?
SIR: Pula
INDAY : Aru di ka si Sir, wala naman akong panty kagabi….
 
VERSION 4:
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh? Bat wala kang number?
SIR: Gagah extension gamit ko. Punta ka dito sa kwarto hubad na ko!
 
VERSION 5:
SIR: Inday, si sir mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
SIR: Gagah! Si sir mo talaga 'toh!
INDAY: Hindi ikaw si sir, ang tawag sa akin ni sir ay "CUPCAKE"!
 
VERSION 6:
MAM: Inday, si mam mo 'toh. Nabangga kotse ko. I need cash!
INDAY: Aru! Aru! Dugo-dugo gang ka noh?
MAM: Gagah! Si mam mo talaga 'toh! Teka, bat aru ka nang aru?
INDAY: Kasi si sir kinakagat suso ko! ARUU!!!

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