smile naman jan :)
An alcoholic son's letter to his Dad:
Beer dad,
Gin na 'ko mag-iinom whisky kelan man.
Tanduayan mo yan.
Your San,
Miguel
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Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know! - Huwag Mo Kong Gawing Tanga!
You Should Know By Now - Alam Mo Na Dapat Ngayon Yan, Tanga!
Sometimes When We Touch - Minsan Kapag Tayo'y Naghihipuan
Touch Me In The Morning - Hipuan Mo Ko Sa Umaga
Stairway To Heaven - Mula Paa Hanggang Singit
Hurt So Good - Array, ang Sarrap!
Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Maitim Ang Puso
I Left My Heart In San Francisco - Walang akong Puso ngayon
King And Queen Of Hearts - Tong-itan at pusuyan!
Pretty Woman - AKO yun o kaya'y di ikaw yun!
Hey Jude - Hoy Hudas! Barabas!
Power Of Love - Buntis
How Deep Is Your Love - Gaano Kalalim ang sa iyo
Three Times A Lady - Super Bakla
More Than A Woman - Tomboy (T-Bird)
Can't Be With You Tonight - Meron Ako Ngayon
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Q: What's the difference between a kiss, a car, and a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear, a monkey is you my dear.
Q: What will happen to a wooden car with a wooden wheel and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden start.
Q: Bakit intsik ang kinikidnap hindi bumbay?
A:Kasi pag bumbay, ang bayaran ng ransom ay hulugan, sa intsik cash!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection. The best is that it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: Why should we not pass judgement on Monica Lewinsky?
A: Kasi "NAPASUBO LANG SIYA!"
Q: Ano mangyayari kay tweety bird kapag uminom siya ng viagra?
A: Magiging BIG BIRD.
Q: Ano ang difference ng bading at cannibal?
A: Ang cannibal kumakain ng ka-URI, ang bading kumakain ng ka-ARI!
