TAWA MUNA
Mga Bagong Karanasan ni Inday...time to laugh...
Amo: Mula ngayon, walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang
sinumang magpapadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko,
palalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro ba?
Inday: Ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko
pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa
kaibuturan ng aking puso,gugunamgunamin, aariing
salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran.
Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang
wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal
timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.
Amo: (Hinimatay!! !)
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Overnight inaral ng amo ni inday ang dictionary para may pantapat na siya kay inday.
Amo: so inday,tell me, how do u acCept the fact that you
are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant
mansion?
Inday: una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon
que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta
sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero
conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.
Amo: ....Pakshet ka tlga inday!
I am not a maid! Pursuant to Art. 141 of d Labor Code (PD442),persons hu render services n d employer's home 4 its maintenance &enjoyment w/c ncluds ministerng 2 d personal comfort & convenience of d members of d household, r called HOUSEHELPERS!
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Consul: Why do you wanna go to the US?
Amo: To travel, to visit friends & fly the airplane.
Consul: DENIED. And you?
Inday: For life's never ending pursuit of material &
socialsatisfaction that I tender to great intent
of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land
of milk and honey. An affordable sanctuary where
dreams become reality & perfect habitat where
souls like mine can reach the pedestal of freedom.
Consul: *napa nosebleed* LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA
GRANTED!
Amo: @#$%^*()! ka talaga Inday! *habang nagnonose bleed*
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Si Inday... Nagsusulat sa kanyang Mom.
Dear Mom,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed a moment ago.Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabbily run academe!Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can such strenuous employ!
Your Daughter,
INDAY
....Kinabukasan, ang sumagot ay ang tatay ni Inday.
Dear Inday,
WALAGHHIYA KA! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa Ospital ang nanay mo! Dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
NAGMAMAHAL, TATAY.
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name: inocencia binayubay
nickname: inday
age: 18
parents: aling seling and mang andoy
siblings: iying (13), itoy (Cool, iking (5)
education: College - La Salle zobel 2nd yr. (Scholar)
High school - P. Gomez High school (Valedictorian, best
in English)
Elementary - Sta. Monica Elementary School
(Valedictorian, best in Dancing)
Work experience: 3 yrs household service manage(katulong)
amo: Mr. & Mrs. Montemayor"
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"TO WHOM IT MAY CONERN:
I would like to inform the general public that I am still ALIVE and
KICKING. Contrary to the text messages that has been circulated
lately. I have already seek legal advice regarding this rumor and my
lawyers are already preparing legal actions for the perpetrator.
There will be a bicameral investigation in aid of legislation
regarding this matter.
Sincerely, Inday
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FLASH REPORT: Inday is alive she's not yet dead. SOCO found out that,
the impostora of Inday was killed. Ederlyn (inday's kapitbahay) was
the master mind.
SOCO: bakit mo pinatay si Inday?
Ederlyn: kasi inagaw niya sa akin si dodong!
Inday: LIAR! Not once in my life that i force myself to someone. I've
got breeding you know.
Ederlyn: Dong, mahal kita,diba mahal mo din ako?
Dodong: I.....Never. ..said... .that.... I....Love You...
Donya: Alam mo Inday, bakit di ka na lang magcall center? Pa inggles
inggles k naman.
Inday: I dont think that I want to have an easy money for I know that
choosing such employment is already limiting myself from experiencing
enthusiastic ways of expressing what I feel by means of what I do,
thus imprisoning myself with an incapable mind which will result to
doubt and uncontentment.
Donya: Nawalan ng malay.
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Sa resto..
Waiter: Ano po order nila?
Amo: Yung fried chicken meal nyo na lang. Ikaw Inday?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken,
boiled in thick essence of soy sauce and cane extracts, with copious
amounts of garlic, onion, and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine
spices and served with a generous helping of crop root and a helping
of rice.
Amo: Iho, adobo with rice daw.
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Nung bata pa si Inday..
Nanay: Day, bat ba ang tigas ng ulo mo?
Inday: Inay, intransigence is just normal for us juveniles.
Nanay: Day anong nakain mo? Im perturbed by your words!
Inday: Nay, ala naman gantihan!
Nanay: Hehehehehehehehehe! !! ( Kala mo ha!!
