VIRUS ALERT...
May mga kumakalat ngayong computer viruses sa Pilipinas paki-warning lang ang inyong mga kapuso at kapamilya, narito po ang listahan:
Gloria Arroyo Virus: Despite several attempts to remove it, it stays in your computer
Joseph Estrada Virus: You end your computer session and it keeps coming back
Mar Roxas Virus: Your computer automatically sends an email that curses the receiver
Manny Villar Virus: When it infects the system, it doubles and then inserts itself as an email attachment
Loren Legarda Virus: It targets old files
Panfilo Lacson Virus: Terminates programs without warning
Celso De Los Angeles Virus: Saves all your data and then corrupts them
Chiz Escudero Virus: Appears harmless but has a hidden agenda
Bayan Muna Virus: It attacks the system
Jamby Madrigal Virus: Projects itself as a worm and infects rich text format documents only
Noli De Castro Virus: It makes your computer run slow.
Lito Lapid Virus: Similar to The Noli De Castro Virus but your computer runs much slower
Bong Revilla Virus: It screws up everything.
Ed Panlilio Virus: Originally appeared as an anti-virus until the corrupted system changed its behavior
Edgardo Angara Virus: A variant of the Trojan Horse virus: has complete access to the system; gathers info and then re-sends it to outside users
Jose Ma. Sison Virus: It can destroy your files from a remote computer
Jovito Palparan Virus: A file just disappears from the computer and never shows up again
Bureau of Customs Virus: It installs hidden programs, such as pirated software
Tasaday Virus Ignore it. It’s just a hoax.
Eddie Villanueva Virus: It has 5 million variants
John Osmeña Virus: Loves to target the hard drive
Willie Revillame Virus: Fills up your computer with garbage
Iglesia Ni Cristo Virus: It dictates how the entire system will process
CBCP Virus: Keeps multiplying itself and eats up space
Abu Sayyaf Virus: You press the “Delete Key” and it activates the “Escape” [Esc] key instead
Cecile Guidote-Alvarez Virus: You press the “Return Key” and there’s no response
Danilo Suarez & Martin Romualdez Virus: It directly targets computer menus
Ka Roger Rosal Virus: It cannot be found.
Smart and Globe Virus: Keeps sending unwanted spam mails resulting in the disappearance of data
Susan Roces Virus: It infects the system not just once but twice
Vicki Belo Virus: Anti-viruses find it hard to identify since it constantly alters its appearance