is any guru out there ;b

Yeah as Elegance pointed out, Why are you so sure she's not married and probably ,hiding her baby stroller under the cash box?

Elegance...make that 30...as there may be a village..;)

"Buy one..Get two to three free" will be the deal- the cashier plus her boyfriend and two kids back home..

wheres the OP.

Edifis thats what happens in Australia

Flan are you in the 9?

women love intellectual men....tell your friend to open with something from his recent studies like "did you know 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape".

nomerci: thank you :-)

WK: I love bird of paradise - I'm sure you'll find them...

whyte, you HAVE to buy flowers first!!!!!!! Geez, read the thread man!

Ok then enough asking...

Snessy I order you to come on a date with me.............................. please :-P

WK: Those who ask, don't get; and those who don't ask, don't want...

nomerci I am just afraid that she might say yes :-P

whyte...and why do you have a SAD face with that question??are you stupid ?????? Seriously!

Ok then her goes, let me stop beating around the bush...

Snessy can I ask you out on a date??? :(

I really don't understand people who beat around the bush...in life if you want something, you have to go for it! Once again, I suggest your mate grows a pair!

What was the sixth?

dont ask others...

if u have love for her...

then you must know how to express it..

what ever others say may not work as v think..

best of luck..

we r here to help if u have any confusion...

let me tell u some common things..

if u love someone, never tell her I LOVE U.

make her feel ur love...

if i lover some one..

then i do as follow...

1) i will let her know that i am interested in her

(i will not tell her. i will go and see her 2 or 3 times a day. just smile at her. no talks...)

2) i will try to find out every details abt her. (including her friends mobile number, where she stays etc etc. every details as possible..)

3) try to make friendship with her friends. (ask abt her to her friends. every day, every thing. her friends will tell her that i asked abt her.thus she will know that i am more and more interested in her)

4) wait... wait and watch her reaction. u have to wait till she respond positively..

note: if she is not showing any interest in u. then its very simple to make her fall in love with u. if she comes to u, and tells u. "look i know that u r in love with me. but i am not at all interested in u. so please stop following. please stop ur love towards me. bla bla bla...

then u just say....

i never told u that i love u.

if i feel love towards u, its because u r so beautiful. i never ask u to love me back....

i just want u to feel my love. thats all...

look dear...

every thing depends on her reaction. u have to reply depend on her reply....

study her...

this is one of many ways...

try and try till u marry her....

and dont ever ask help to get rid of her after marriage...

QL is full of LG

redleg is from Lynchburg, Tennessee. Cheers, man.

Edifis, you are a genius!

He can present her a bouquet of cauliflower with a note where he could write his phone number. Then say call me for a date. Then he can provide his vital stats in that too like 87 87 87. Then say in the bottom of the note "I will be like your willing servant and you can use me as your foot stool for 2 hours each day"

Done.

Doesn't xyz mall have a no bachelor policy?

I'd suggest your mate grows a pair and then asks the girl out, what's the worst that can happen?? She says no and he moves on to his next victim...

Oh this is classic.. ROTFLAMO. I'm from where they distill Jack Daniels. Liquid courage!!

OK OK... Chocolates and flowers it is ....

happy now :O)

lol brit....nobody is expecting anything. Doing as I said only hightens the chances of success....as it would be a pleasant surprise and be highly appreciated.

Don't get me started on your innocense...ROFL

By expecting flowers and chocolates in advance also shows the character of a person ... :

we men are easy going innocent folk who just want to be loved and cared for... :O)

Brit, cheap excuses. A flower bouquet portrays interest, good intentions and respect. And if a simple gesture like flowers is expecting too much , or like it is here shown, too expensive...well, that shows the character of the person.

A true lady will see not need chocolate or flowers to woo her. she would see the innocence, fortitude and truth in his behaviour.

My mother told me I'd never find a girl like you. Can we go and tell her she was wrong?

brit, see, women don't like men that are stingy.Thing is, true gentlemen are not...but then again, most QL men have hardly progressed from the caveman stage.

I agree.. NO FLOWERS. Just walk up to her and tell her that you are "taking her" for coffee..

tinker how did you like the flowers I sent you?? :(

Typical wimpy idea. Pay for expensive flowers and then still have the possibilty of being rejected..

A real man would just ask his best friend (the poster) to go and speak on his behalf first.

Thanks tink. It really is nothing more than common sense though....ah well ;)

oh dear....there is really a lot of talent for making things difficult. Why not put your energy in to doing something that makes sense?

It really is quite simple. Buy a nice bouquet of flowers for her, have them delivered to her.. Put a card with it that says that you like her, or what ever you feel you can't express when standing in front of her.

A few days later you go and ask her if she liked the flowers and if she would like to have coffee with you. Voila, done.

Before talking to here, get the NOC from related DP. Otherwise if she kicked you will be out of qatar. and if she accept destroy the NOC and enjoy....

hahaha LP! oops time to go!

mariska hargitay

visit guru pitka in his ashram :D

Geeks get it done, somwer.

LP, geeks have pick up lines? :)

Psssst, brit. Family friendly site.

Tell me about it.. They get scared so easily . Don't they :O(

It's a matter of size, brit.

You are luckier than many. At least you can impress them with your telescope :O)

you gotta befriend her first, everytime you pay through her counter, strike a conversation, 2 or three times should do, if she remembers you the third time you gt a chance, if not, scat... change counter..

Trying to meet people, Rizks. Do you have any idea how lonesome an astronomical observatory can be?

guyz remember other costumers waiting in the queue, so quote him a single word to say her!! no time for the description of sun & moon or universe;b

LP if she has studied Physics, wat the hell is she doing in tat counter ? :(

If she, by any chance, has studied modern physics, she will say:" What utter crap you're talking. Never heard of Stephen Hawking?"

Oh hell with this ideas !

Simply go to tat gal and say:-

"God has created the Universe...The Sun, The Moon, The Earth etc. etc...

God has also created human beings, You, me and everyone...

God has created a partner for every person in this world like : Bradd pitt for Angelina jolie, Abhishek bachan for Aishwarya and You for Me...lol

Then see wat happenes....:)

giving her rose is an old idea, something to be unique!

Nothing to Loose.

Only will get Insulted in front of Hundreds of people if she throws tat Rose back on his face...:(

u can always give it a try ? Who knows, who you are in tat mall ? :)

The rose was a good idea. Add a small tag saying 'I love you.' What does he have to lose?

lol LP !

Or may be his frnd will tell her tat we both work like DOGS or Donkeys....we hav so much similarities in us, how about a coffee together ? :)

No, Rizks. She will think, he's looking for a 'hard-working' house maid.

or how about a nice Red Rose when u reach the counter, just hand over the rose to her with a nice tapp on her shoulder and say "You are one of the best and hardworking lady i have ever seen in my entire life"...

Might be she will get flatterned and sleep on the counter and have sweet dreams abt you ? :)

tell your friend to go up to her and ask her if she would like him to buy her a drink or just give her the money :-P

Sure shot, never fails ;-)

No, smoke. No woman likes to be "bought." That looks 'cheap.'

but smoke, wat if she takes out a bundle of Notes frm in between her clevage and show to tat dumb guy ?

He will faint at the spot and the poor counter lady will be in trouble ? :(

i hope the OP knows wat is Jack Daniels ? :(

orelse he will go and ask Mr. Jack

"Hello Sir, can i have half a bottle of Urine plz ? :(

LP the problem with your idea is that he is not supposed to drink and drive! I think the slipping her a note with money idea is best :P

Final advice: drink half a bottle of Jack Daniels. Go there, say what you think. Finish the other half either alone or together. It won't matter much.

LP no problems i think, coz she might be liking an indian ? :)

and if not, the OP's friend knows wat to do ? :)

may be the reason his friend cant talk is coz he's a frog? Try to get the cashier to kiss him?

smoke i would say " And they lived happily chewing each others gum together ever after...."" ROFL

Geezz!! so many weird ideas are coming up..

Hope OP is much satisfied by now...lol

Then she knbows you're an Indian, Rizks. Could be a problem.

rizks, by these rubbish ideas u didn't get anything till except baldness ;b

Rizks you forgot to say "And they lived happily chewing gum ever after :)"

Step Four: When she ask you "Sir can i give you chewing gum instead ? You say NO, how about a nice cup of Malbari chai and Porota together ? :(

End of the STORY !

golden idea to get know her name from any of the staff member & search her on fb,twitter,ql,hi5, perfspot or zoosk & etc. ;b

Step Three: buy something and make sure she wont have change to give you. Then she'll talk to you by saying "Sir, can i give you chewing gum instead?" this is your chance to talk to her! Problem solved.

Step two is conditional. What if she doesn't smile? Should he still take a shot with his mobile and photoshop it and show it to her later and say: "See, how you smiled at me, then?"

LMAO Smoke !

After all dont forget you are not standing in a Ramada Parking lot you dumb bugger....its a shopping mall...:(

Step Two: if the gal smiles, then you also smile and say CHEESE and at once take a snap of the gal frm your mobile and Run Away ! LOL

Later do some Photoshop work with her photo like...you both together, or you both seeing each other etc. etc and show that to the same gal and see her reaction and later we can go ahead with the step Three....:(

Hmm some how the whole "slip her a small paper with money" might give her the wrong impression and it might be over before anything starts :P

interesting sabdel, kindly carry on to explain the step two, from your previous experiences !!

Aww this is cute! :)

I like the suggestion someone else made - slip a small paper in with the money that says something sweet about her, or that you can't get her out of your head or something... but DONT say anything, you might ruin it, LOL

and then the next time you go to the shop, look at her reaction. if she's smiley, you can move to step two. if she looks annoyed or is short with you, then red light...sorry :/

good luck! and let us know what happens :)

hahaha Smoke !

I wonder were the OP has ran away after posting this ?

Might be to the same counter ? :)

how could u take her out for coffee, even u dont know the name of mart, i know about kinda mart in barwa mesaimeer but it begins with abc ;b

u already had ? :(

Ok then, lemme have Strawberry Milk shake now....:(

Forget your friend, if you like her you go talk to her and make friends with her. Everything's fair in love and war.

I remember a similar thread about a year ago, and Flan had the best advice: Why speak when you can do the robot dance.

Your turn, Rizks. I already have coffee.

RofL LP !

Let him stare for the rest of his life, meanwhile we shall take her out for a nice cup of Coffee....:)

Guys, have mercy on the girl. What should she do with such a gutless freak? What can she expect from him? He will only stare.

wats dat Riskzz ??

orelse, ask your friend to PM me tat shopping malls name and also how tat gal looks like and in which counter is she sitting ?

I will personally go myself and have a word with tat gal...:)

stop staying at her, u wont get her attention anyway but a slap in presence of other costumers, which might lead u to a big problem if she complains against u!

CatalystVhai are you desiredstranger ?

Are they both of the same nationality ?

Is it a one way line ? i mean only ur frnd starring at her and she doesnt ?

Ask u friend to give her a lollipop and if she accepts it, tat means she is showing some interest if not....get a slap and tell ur frnd not to show his face again to tat lady and to you....lol

Ask ur Frnd to atleast say dat cashier dat she is BEautiful .. Observe er reaction ..If she smiles ..She has no prob wid dat kinda statement .. Sum adr day ask er name .. n say was jst curious to knw if de name was a sweet as Her ..:P

n den .. Ask fr a Coffee ..

If Approach and tym is ryt ..den de grl is His .. If approach and tym is wrng de girl is gone !!

Stop giving him all these lame ideas.

There are many factors to consider here or just face reality.

1. Is said girl displaying any sort of interest in said friend?

2. Is said friend worth looking at?

3. Does said friend speak English?

4. Staring is not going to help, open mouth...talk, get reaction or get slap either way you said friend will get something.

why dont u ask ur friend to go to another counter ? :(

Simple ..

Prepare a small paper for her , but let him write something nice ( avoid i like you and call me ) something show big intrest without asking anything in return ..

when he goes to pay let him give her the paper with the money .

the next day will come and he will see her reaction if she was smiling let him ask her about the number .

I'm expert on this subject matter...i need some info...

1. Tell me the exact name of the shopping mall?

2. Cashier #?

3. Duty timing of the cashier?

4. Your whole name and birthday?

Then i'll do it for you...i will just give you feedback...

or ask your friend to get a job there...

Tell you friend to gather his LOST GUTS and ask the girl straight away to go out on for a DATE...)

It's so simple..

And plz, tell your friend to PAY THE BILLS(food) atleast...:))

Some people are gutless, Deal. Not everybody takes risks, except Rizks maybe.

lp, you brought up the scary picture of the scenario!!

point is if he's ur friend, why do he hesitate to ask himself, this shows that he's not gutsy!!

Tell him to ask her if she wants to marry him. Everything else is considered 'illicit' relation and is punishable with one year imprisonment and deportation thereafter.

bad bad boy

just go and talk to her either get kicked or accepted.

Khanan one day solution-

Go there when there are no other customers, put a knife on her throat and say,"Come with me or I kill you" :(

Best pick-up line ever, never fails :(

Ask you pervert friend to go to the cashier and handover a card to her in which it is written tat he likes her or watever with a Passport size pic of his. If she is interested let her call you on tat contact number...:)

paaji might be best able to help here :P

we need some good suggestion...

one day solution...

And I love so many cashiers.

For starters tell him to stop staring, it's creepy and will freak her out.

Rest of the lessons will be given after he stops staring.

It's not your friend. It's you!

the love guru - whyteknight