Men Are Just Happier People
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. Have a wonderful day!
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. Everything on your face stays its original colour. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...
You can open all your own jars. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
Wrinkles add character. Same work, more pay. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt... You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky... The world is your urinal.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. You can never be pregnant. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. The garage is all yours.
Your last name stays put.
mmmm the 'serious brigade' are in town...this is called tongue in cheek guys.....
Ladies..to open a difficult jar, just tap the top of the jar a few times on the kitchen bench and it opens easily...no need for muscles...
feel it ..u get it?
some r natural but some r made by their own self
dont compare ur thing with others ...even men ve to face difficulties. i accept society made the women vulnerable. but mostly the things r totally opposite if u r male.
/////////////every person has its duty ,and they will be paid accordingly///////////////////////////
lol>heero_yuy, to be handsome or not to be huh?hehehhehheh
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
...is being handsome or not. This is where the human race finds it's own 'culture'...
What da hell am I sayin'?
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds, so are other things - somtimes.
we are like blenders. Women always need One, but are not sure why.
Men are simple creatures. They adore women and treat them as goddesses.
and they can pass gas whenever and wherever they want
May your dreams take you travelling all through your life.