NOT A STORY, BUT A TRUE INCIDENT
An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Indian man hands over the keys
and documents of new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian
for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then
drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says,
'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow '$5,000' ?
The Indian replies:
'Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return''
Ah, the mind of the Bloody Indian...
This is why India is shining
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HE WHO DARES WINS
a very nice one...yallah_kus_kus......lol....and that's for real...
First heard it as a smart blonde.............if such a being exists.
Apologies to any blondes.
Hey FYI it was a Italian... not a indian????
This is why India is shining "- I'd rather revise this statement to.... "THIS IS WHY INDIA IS SMELLING!!!"
Originally he was a Sri Lankan and the subject Car was an Austin Cambridge. (Now you know this joke is as old as an Austin Cambridge :)
superdoc this is a superpoint!
then i'll agree w/ u on that, coz he seems still a kabayan:)))
whatabout u charan?
thats bull$hit (excuse my language) coz a multimillionare is expected atleast have a home with a garage.
an Indian in New Work city...with a Ferrari
SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE!
:)
he was a Palestinian, escaped from Gaza to buy a Ferrari there and park it in the bank lot ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Actually, the orig version is the guy was a Pinoy ;)
thing is the guy is Indian now ... I don't know now which one of the versions is the true one ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
Posted for the 150th time in QL:(
many times again and again ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)