What happened, whats wrong, what to do?

samir_yassir
By samir_yassir

“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'”

By anonymous• 17 May 2010 17:45
anonymous

You are caught in the matrix. I have sent an SOS to Neo, he is coming to rescue you.

By mjamille28• 17 May 2010 15:46
mjamille28

LOL, whatever you're smoking, make sure Colt gets one too..

By somwerNdmiddle• 17 May 2010 14:10
somwerNdmiddle

right on colt! pass the dutchie on the left hand side....

By Colt45• 17 May 2010 13:39
Rating: 2/5
Colt45

Whatever you're smoking, can I have some of it ;-)

By samir_yassir• 17 May 2010 12:07
samir_yassir

Thank you for being so clever, you are totally correct, would like people to have the same way of thinking like you do, and no I did not say that I thought about it......thank you very much.

By Sandman69• 17 May 2010 11:55
Rating: 3/5
Sandman69

Samir, This is an old Stephen Wright comedy routine. Don't know where you found it, but it was first used by Stephen Wright in the early 90's.

I know you didn't think it up yourself.

By Victory_278692• 17 May 2010 11:49
Victory_278692

Good morning Samir, its almost noon!

WAKE UP!

By DaRuDe• 17 May 2010 11:47
DaRuDe

or duplicate now?

By samir_yassir• 17 May 2010 11:47
samir_yassir

No one knows me

By choozy_84• 17 May 2010 11:46
choozy_84

then whayt else?

samir are u drunk... lol.

By samir_yassir• 17 May 2010 11:45
samir_yassir

Thank you very much I have an appointment just after yours

By Jaryz• 17 May 2010 11:42
Jaryz

suicide map! :p

By anonymous• 17 May 2010 11:40
anonymous

psychiatry is down the hall 3rd door on your right

By sepsep• 17 May 2010 11:34
Rating: 4/5
sepsep

Freakin Classic

By s_isale• 17 May 2010 11:33
s_isale

since it is the wrong person posting how does he know it should be in the funnies.

By Olive• 17 May 2010 11:32
Olive

I think this is meant to be in funnies.

By Jaryz• 17 May 2010 11:31
Jaryz

you are exactly in the wrong room! LOL

By yv2r• 17 May 2010 11:28
yv2r

Chopped,amputed

By soniya• 17 May 2010 11:26
soniya

what do u mean by the word EVERYTHING????? is ur body parts in place??? lol

By Formatted Soul• 17 May 2010 11:24
Formatted Soul

Do we know you?

By Dracula• 17 May 2010 11:23
Dracula

this is the frickin' weirdo' funny story ever!

Stop drinkin', dude! :)

By ufukqatar• 17 May 2010 11:21
Rating: 2/5
ufukqatar

you go and contunie to sleep, hehehe maybe u will wake up again and everything will be change;):)

By drmana• 17 May 2010 11:21
drmana

Your room mate must also have been replaced by his duplicate. By the way, where were you that night? Lol

By tungaw• 17 May 2010 11:21
tungaw

your in a very bad dream!

By yv2r• 17 May 2010 11:20
yv2r

Every thing replaced means what ??room mate says Do i know u ? what u want tell

By Rizks• 17 May 2010 11:17
Rizks

LOL did they replace ur body parts too ?

sorry but cant get wat u mean, can u come again plz ?

By flor1212• 17 May 2010 11:16
flor1212

please!

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