Missing You...

avinis
By avinis

A man calls into the police station and says,

"My wife is missing."

The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?"

"A month."

"Why did you wait so long to report it?"

"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream,
then I realized I didn't have any clean clothes to wear."

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2008 23:13
Dracula

it's a capture with infrared camera :0)

@heero_yuy2 :dont even try to hide a stick inside rolls newspaper:)

Vampire retain some of their human qualities from their mortal lives

By heero_yuy2• 28 Jun 2008 23:08
heero_yuy2

the "rolls newspaper" warrior is still alive

And proud of it!

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By harsha• 28 Jun 2008 23:05
harsha

lol... keep em comin...

By avinis• 28 Jun 2008 22:57
avinis

For centuries, bats fly at night... yours is flying under the sunlight ( I can see it flies with a bright-white background). LOL!

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2008 22:49
Dracula

"Well, until yesterday I thought it was just a dream,then I realized that the "rolls newspaper" warrior is still alive."

Vampire retain some of their human qualities from their mortal lives

By heero_yuy2• 28 Jun 2008 22:43
heero_yuy2

(heero picks a newspaper and rolls it and swings it on that stinkin' bat)

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2008 22:40
Dracula

Vampire retain some of their human qualities from their mortal lives

By Dracula• 28 Jun 2008 22:39
Dracula

Vampire retain some of their human qualities from their mortal lives

By heero_yuy2• 28 Jun 2008 22:38
heero_yuy2

No more stinkin' bat flyin' around!

Hope this new sig of yers'll last long ang going and going and going and going and going and going and...

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

By avinis• 28 Jun 2008 22:03
avinis

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By anonymous• 28 Jun 2008 21:55
anonymous

He must have lots of clothes...

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./`I don't wanna waste another day-Keepin it inside, it's killing me./`

By avinis• 28 Jun 2008 21:54
avinis

I thought I'm losing my sense of humour already, but I'm not...

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By zensme• 28 Jun 2008 21:26
zensme

so i thought of finding a new wife

Life's like that but still can't give it up

By DaRuDe• 28 Jun 2008 21:24
DaRuDe

 and i thought some other came with a broken heart. lol

 

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