10 Things not to say to a naked guy
1. Ahh, it's cute.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big.
4. (giggle and point)
5. Can I be honest with you?
6. This explains your car.
7. But it still works, right?
8. Are you cold?
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
jinkz, please advise what to say to normal people , because i never come across a situation to see some one wihout cloth, but i see lot of people in daily life with good dressing
Live and let live...
why still up? lol...i completely forgot about that comment...whehehehe
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is my response unless i'm surprised with the action. then it's wow i'd never imagined you to be sooooooo generous. oh honey you are way to nice!!!! sarcasm azi, yes performance is key!!!
does your husband know about this. lol lol
Number 3 kicks a s s ... :)
Accidents do happen smoke and I accidently drank all the brandy!!!
Almost earned the kisses but not quite, not letting you off that easily xx
smoke come out tonite with us, i'll show you some real thing
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
ahh well thats it from me i think overall i had a very productive day at work i hope i've earned every kiss brandy :) and shouldnt u be drinking brandy instead of the water that got turned into wine "accidently"
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Stop now making me laugh so hard I almost choked on my wine (oops meant water)
K we just know eh?? lol
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1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time. So you promise it will get bigger later? Do u want to study chemistry or should I start with biology now? It normally gets bigger when the blood starts to rush….
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it? Yes, please!oops sorry batteries are all out can I lend u a helping HAND instead?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon. Jumbo Jet…ah, if only! If only u knew how to make me fly I wouldn’t be crashing my plane into your twin towers.
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope…but still (long time)no see! Has it really been that long since u did it?
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything? Yeah, u have to teach me how to use this thing, coz I’ve never seen it that small. Well with all the new technology mobile phones are getting smaller but I hear the vibration mode is getting stronger.6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens. Not really, just the interest. In terms of simple economics the supply has to be more then deman…and ur demanding more then I can supply
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill. if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'. I don’t think even the biggest pill would help in here…should I take that as a compliment
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends. Yeah, I’ve heard they are rather smaller than the rest of the women in the world? Its not the size of the woman that matter..u should know that by now.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!! So get to it! Clam down and wait for it, getting over excited isn’t going to help much.
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face? if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;) I’m still scared I’d break it…let's stay with the tongue, shall we? Don’t be scared, here’s the user’s manual, read it carefully before u start to play J
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No worries,
Thats just so funny that cat shakin it's tail,
you will be shakin it tonight am sure (oops didn't mean smokeys tail)
thanx for the wee bit of jealousy though xx
All this salacious chat as eco would put it is just disturbing to the community!
I wish you all would just stop typing and never joke around or smile again!
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baby boy i can go on and on no matter what u come up with!
...if only my shift was longer.
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
counts the most...and THAT matters...
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So true ~lol
and so unfair for the rest like smoke
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
tsk tsk irry is that all u could come up with? oh well the reply is on the way..oh and btw Mr. Paul i may have only 4"inches but thats still 4 inches bigger than urs :)
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Do I have to explain why I never date my race?????
LOL Mr P
hey, i just had to contribute to the post
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
push it in with.....And no woman can stop that !!!!!!......................
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1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time. So you promise it will get bigger later?
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th. Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle. would u like some batteries while ur at it? Yes, please!
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size.
Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon. Jumbo Jet…ah, if only!
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope…but still (long time)no see!
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything? Yeah, u have to teach me how to use this thing, coz I’ve never seen it that small.
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm?
i know lost for words it happens. Not really, just the interest.
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill. if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'. I don’t think even the biggest pill would help in here…
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth. Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends. Yeah, I’ve heard they are rather smaller than the rest of the women in the world?
9. It's a good thing you have so many other
talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p
Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!!
So get to it!
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :)
can I draw a smiley on that face.
if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;)
I’m still scared I’d break it…let's stay with the tongue, shall we?
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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Keep them coming girls and guy...we sure are enjoying every moment of this...
Nice to c every1's thinking so much today !!!
Girl I can picture u smiling away at ur reply !!!
nice try irrysa, I will leave it up to you and smoke now, bye take care!
loose and saggy....Bit like putting yer arm into a dumpster !!!
And to Mila..."
u think that big thing fit into me?? hehehehe" .....Even with one as big as mine, you women have always managed to take it...So ive proved my point......
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YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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your KAT's gonna get it if you're not that careful
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or was it getting 2 heads is better than once? i'm confused and i'm getting way too dirty for the kids.
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aww azzy why is it taking so long...i dont have all day u know :) u know what they say 2 heads are better than one lol
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Either way's this makes for some good reading to kill time @ work !!!
Not exactly
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
there's still the COMEBACK...just you wait.
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hurray for smoke, beat that ladies!
lol i've edited the post azzy yep was in a hurry to post it brain was working overtime...and i think its about to go on strike coz its underpaid.
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Her; "who are you going to satisfy with that?"
Me; "Me!"
Call me Maninibat!
Good stuff smoke !!!
Im sure Jinks is thinking hard Literally after all ur posts :P
#10
You sure know how to use that tongue!
:-)
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
and running...
We're in trouble now...MODS have their eyes on this topic ...
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Smoke, i have to admit, #3 made me laugh!
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
It sure is getting to be Girls Vs Boys...
Wooooohooooo...comeon atta boy Smoke...way to go...
cheers...
Jinkz .... oooops....stumped are you...
1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it. dont worry thats what they all say when its their first time
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle would u like some batteries while ur at it?
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size. Even a Jumbo Jet looks small landing in the Grand Canyon
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer under a microscope
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you. it does do i have to teach u everything?
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm? i know lost for words it happens.
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill if you promise to start taking the 'PILL'
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work. i've had positive feed back from my Eskimo girlfriends.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we? now your talking!!
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face? if you can show me that u can handle the PEN and put a smile on my face first ;)
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abdullah...coz she is straight. besides, there is a big difference in the usage of, e.g. breasts and fj!
you mentioned, 10 things not to say to a naked guy.
do you always face with a naked guy????
why didn't you mentioned,"10 things not to say a naked girl"???
why you left it for others???
as a girl you should mentioned about the girl,not a guy...
so, be careful about this kind of posts...
next time i don't expect it from anyone..
bye
LOL BiG TiME!
i like the tongue part
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
atta girl...whehehehehe
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1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting. But it's too tiny, I don't want to hurt it.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th Yeah, but it feels more satisfying during the cuddle
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size I know I'm sorry. They should consider XS size.
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches with a tweezer
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time. Okay, I know how much it would hurt you.
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;) Bigger than your car? Scary picture. Faster, that sounds about right. Last longer, hmmm?
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on... Again, hmmm, you have to stop taking the blue pill
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth Okay, but i can't promise you that it would work.
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p Okay, let's go for the tongue instead shall we?
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :) Can I draw a smiley on that face?
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
ahh good ur here brandy i'd like to take this opportunity to inform Mr. Ksarat that i'm a million kisses more richer than him today all thanks to you :)
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You mind taking that tail of yours back to the trashbin pls, its influencing in stealing my ladies from me, especially Brandylady...dude...
Still lovin that shakin tail Smokey lol!!!
now that would be believable if only ur head was smarter than ur "Fifth Grader" lol
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Ur concentrating on the opinion of the ear and forgetting all about the pinky
PRetty impressive I wud say....
Not bad, some of my brains did help ya out...LOL!!!
tsk tsk now ladies dont get mad at me :) and spare my KAT please
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behave...or else the CAT will get SKINNED
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GUys - Gazillion - Girls - NAda
Main contender - smokey!!
Mojo's in full swing i think i cant believe i own this brain, may be i should sell it in the classified section :)
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I c u ur Mojo's workn for u today :)
OH Behave !!!
seriously ,,,,,,,,, hahahahah. i don t wanna see u again
well i dont know about the rest of u guys but woman dig my family jewels it really looks good in them...oops i mean on them..anyways here's smoke's reply to each of those comments:
1. Ahh, it's cute....i know now stop looking and start petting.
2. Why don't we just cuddle?...what! we just did it 3 times cuddling usually comes after i'm done with the 4th
3. Wow, and your feet are so big....i know its always a problem getting condoms my size
4. (giggle and point) ...fondles and pinches
5. Can I be honest with you? no u can lie to me like i've been doing to u all this time.
6. This explains your car...i know its Bigger, Faster and I last much Longer ;)
7. But it still works, right? sure it does this baby can go on and on and on and on...
8. Are you cold? u bet ur cute butt i am, now give me some of ur warmth
9. It's a good thing you have so many other talents...hey a man who knows how to work his tool must know how to work his tongue too :p
10. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. No i'm more of a book with lots of pictures...like say the Kamasutra :)
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all said. except...
oh my God !
Everything is temporal, but... change.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHA
Is that a gun in your pocket??
oh sorry, just a toothpick!!!
Trust me, you're not! ~lol
Try this: Stick your pinky in your ear and move it around...does it feel good to your pinky, or your ear?
~lol I can imagine you all doing it ~lol
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
That's y its called "WonderBra"
U get home n "wonder" where its gone ??!!! :P
After the wonders gone we are left wondering
r u left behind to say something :-x
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Atleast we dont wear "wonderundies"
Usually we are the ones who are more disappointed. - LOL!
LOL start singing the theme tune from an advert on UK TV,
'A finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat'
wish all of ur bowling programme will be nice..........
have a nice weekend...................................
good bye
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"Drink Beer Save Water"
is that all?
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Best thing I have read in a while, the "family jewel" is the pride of every man.
at least woman should act like if they were shy, 10 things to say about naked guy, u just started to say,,,, man with this kind of sayings a man could kill him self, best date a blind woman.
this topic is going worst now....
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz STOOOOOOOOOOP....
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
wow.. nice butt
wow.. nice one
is that it???
u need to lifting for your butt babe
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
you're are really something ~LOL
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
I think it comes with a free TOY too....lol
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Shy Women here in Ql ?! Ive yet2 c 1 :)
The girls here kick a s s !!!
emron, i like all balls. basket ball, tenis ball, voley ball, golf ball, soccer ball. Huuaahhaaahahhaa..
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
I see this won't take that long?
Where did it go?
With all that bragging and that's it?
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
mila.. u seems to be a specialist of all kinda balls...
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women? shy?? WHERE???
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
oooh u r so helpful....
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Hell no .. U stop n im outta here :)
u date strange ppl, what about woman and shy!!!!
LOL Azi!
"does this french-fry come with ketchup?"
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
r7 and Johny, u want me to stop guys???
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Does it have a user manual?
Is it ISO certified?
When was the last time it was serviced? Oil & Filter?
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what's for dinner later? i hope it's not "weiners" again...
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The WAR just started NOOOOOW....
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
Mila ur just 2 much :P
u think that big thing fit into me?? hehehehe
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
that reminds me one of my friends who was so shocked and disappointed, that she started laughing...
ah, poor guy, whatever its size!
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
wow.. u got hairy balls..
wow.. u got one ball
wow... ur balls is not symmetrical
Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.
Ha! Lol.
Peace
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
Do you think he's Naked? Ooops
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
u naughty GIRL =D
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
emmmm.... why r u naked?
No comment....
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I understand how you feel, it's gonna be okay
“They say you can't live without love. Tell them oxygen is more important!.”
- G. House
YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!
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LOl i am fully dressed
"Drink Beer Save Water"
..
Please get dressed
j/k
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge"