9 Months Later...

JBH
By JBH

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"

"Yes, I do." Said Bob.

"Did you, er, happen to getup in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes!," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said,
"Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

By JBH• 9 Oct 2007 13:34
JBH

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By hjsarwar• 9 Oct 2007 13:32
hjsarwar

every body is saying it is laughy...let me read this also

By jauntie• 9 Oct 2007 13:31
jauntie

Long jokes are allowed if they make us laugh :D

JBH! loved that one - oldies but goodies? :P

By JBH• 9 Oct 2007 13:29
JBH

I know what you mean Brother.

I don't read long cut and paste jobs either.

But maybe you can explain how I could have abbreviated a joke and still made it funny?

Call me Maninibat!

By hjsarwar• 9 Oct 2007 13:26
hjsarwar

reading akes alot of time where as cutting and pasting didnt...so plz bro keep ur thread a bit small

regards

By DaRuDe• 9 Oct 2007 13:25
DaRuDe

nine month?? and i thought some preg women came asking for something what to do after delivery :?

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By anonymous• 9 Oct 2007 13:23
anonymous

crazy bob

By Ragnarock Raider• 9 Oct 2007 13:23
Ragnarock Raider

I was expecting a paternity suit or something...good one.

Sheesh, what does that say about my level of pessimism? lol

Stay safe all.

Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?

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