All AbOut JokEs
By blooming_meh •
HeY EvErYone, iTs tIme tO cHangE thE mOOd, pLeAse sHAre soMe exCiting aNd neW jOkes aNd mAke sUre tHat yOu mAke uS lAugH out Loud,,,,,,,,
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HeY EvErYone, iTs tIme tO cHangE thE mOOd, pLeAse sHAre soMe exCiting aNd neW jOkes aNd mAke sUre tHat yOu mAke uS lAugH out Loud,,,,,,,,
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Iqbal: Do you have free time?
Ahmed: Offcourse my friend. Why?
Iqbal: Please die.
:P
"Think 100 times before you take a decision, But once that decision is taken, stand by it as one man" - Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Oh My GoD. lol :P
~*~"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."~*~
Jungle lesson.
Guide: When you are in a jungle and you see a tiger, What time is it?
Tourist 1: 4:00am
Guide: Wrong
Tourist 2: 12:00pm
Guide: Wrong
Tourist 25: doesen't matter
Guide: Wrong
Guide finally fed up and gave the answer.
He said "It's time to RUN"
Lol.
gOoD one :P
"the bee song under the low boat" lol
is thAt ThE sAme oNe ,BEE (BeEbEeDumDUM), ? :P
~*~"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."~*~
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
bwahhaha...what your joke now lobot?i think the avatar you have is a very perfect joke without a word..u make me laugh already...LOL...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
lobot,,this joke is for you..."the bee song under the low boat...lol...
i bet it made u laugh or atleast it did for LOBOT n me
LoLz, ThAt WaS sO nIce oF you :P
ThAnx ShEhzAd :X
~*~"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."~*~
u r beautiful :D