Alternate careers for Pakistan Cricketers:
I was just thinking over the mess that Pakistan Cricket has got into,, But then, I can only offer solutions... ;)
- Marriage Bureau (great match Fixers)
- Test dummies for Spinal surgeries(looking at the way they batted, they seemed to lack spine)
- Retirement Planning Solutions (Mohd. Yousuf!)
- Spot Boys (They are good at 'spot fixing')
- Reality TV show participants(the way their lives are going, is nothing short of reality TV!)
Anyone gotta add anything more, please feel free!
Cash used in the spot-fixing scandal during last week's Lord's Test is understood to have been found in the belongings of Pakistan Test captain Salman Butt, a report said.
According to a report in the Daily Mail, Scotland Yard officers would question Butt on Friday over how marked notes were discovered from his hotel room and in his locker at the Lord's cricket ground.
The money is believed to have been part of 150,000 pounds handed over by an undercover News of the World reporter to the alleged fixer Mazhar Majeed, the newspaper said.
The cash, given to Majeed for fixing three no-balls of the Lord's Test between Pakistan and England, is understood to have been secretly marked so that it could be later identified by police.
According to the report, the recovered money was undergoing forensic tests to confirm police suspicions that it came from the News of the World sting.
"Early indications suggest the money found in possession of Butt originated from the sting. There are good reasons to believe this was the case," the newspaper quoted sources as saying
Read more at: http://www.cricketndtv.com/storypage.aspx?id=SPOEN20100151970&nid=49289&cp
that was a good one!
I thought that Afridi pretty polly
was kissing the balls to make fixer jolly
Afridi has already entered Ripley's Believe it or not for his Ball eating incident :(
amir says he is suspected of conspiracy coz of his good performance throughout the tournament, he's not involved in any match-fixing, as per his statements... he should get another chance from ICC...
they could open a laundrette ............. for obvious reasons!!!!
Mohammad Asif could be a drag queen - he's used having no balls..
I understand a good 'back hander' is applauded there!!!
with Maxico drug lords at maxico-usa border in presence of their selection committee & board members.
Survivors to play with Taleban in bora tora
England players will not find it funny as it has taken the sheen out of the worst drubbing they rendered to pakistan.
yeah, they need to be better actors..:)
speedy, watch out for even more harsh comments at later stage..:)
Prepare yourself..
Nothing wrong if they want to lose. Let poor pakistanis earn some money. If only they can be more discreet in future and instead of bowling footlong no balls, master the art of bowling no balls by fraction of an inch at will or whenever required by the team.
Nothing wrong in match fixing. They know they cannot earn much if they win, but they earn more if they lose. Because Pakistan is not doing anything for their economy and corruption. So when economy worsens they will try for other options through corruption.
you can't judge with the proof which the news paper has given, let the scotland yard and icc do the investigation, it is too early to get into conclusions
job title: sports repairer.
duties: fixing games.
i don't really see what the issue is.
Thats why we all watch TV, surf the internet ,,,heheh
I dunno why u all getting pissed off.. Its just 'Funnies'!!!
You people are so gullible. How the hell do we know the videos were not made after the matches?
You dumbasses believe anything on tv.
Its the funnies.. even we make fun of Indian cricketers when its their time... Let loose man!
And btw, we don't care for ppl who malign the beautiful game of cricket- at least the general cricket loving public...
if i'm not mistaken, Azhar, Jadeja, Manoj and few more were Indians cricketers, better u care for them.