Anyone bored....and brave

Feeling bored in the office?  Looking for something new and exciting to do?

Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it properly only you and those doing this are allowed to know the dare.  Sound confusing?  Read on.......

One Point Office Dares

(1)   Run one lap around the office at top speed

(2)   Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other non-player must be in the toilet at the time).

(3)   Ignore the first 5 people who say "good morning" to you.

(4)   Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave you name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now.     Bye.

(5)   To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

(6)   When someone hands a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmm that feels soooo good!"

(7)   Walk sideways to the photocopier.

(8)   While riding in the lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

Three Point Office Dares

(1)   Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

(2)   Babble incoherently at a fellow employee, then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

(3)   Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

(4)   Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle(there must be a non-player within sight).

(5)   Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

Five Point Office Dares

(1)   At the end of a meeting suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem      (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

(2)   Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing frustration, turn the light switch on/off     10 times.

(3)   For an hour refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

(4)   Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go and do a number 2.

(6)   While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

(7)   In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just      shut up!"

(8)   During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

(9)   Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of   their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you.........

(1)   Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have let one of you go".

(2)   Every time someone asks you to do something, ask "Do you want fries with that?"

(3)   Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN".

(4)   Ask people what sex they are.  Laugh hysterically after they answer.

(5)   Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

(6)   Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party because you are not in the mood.

(7)   When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!" Third time this week!!!

(8)   When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!!

I've actually done some of these.....not saying which!!!