To be read in Good Humour ONLY!!!
Mohammed, a Pakistani child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA)
"What is your name?" - asked the teacher.
"Mohammed". . .. - answered the kid.
"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" - asked his mother.
"My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" - and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he too beat him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school..
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?
Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani's At home."
Part II
... and the teacher surveyed where the boy lived;
got a gun and poured all his bullets therein
nice joke
To be read with Good Hamour Fish ONLY !! hehehehe
You got me partner... ;-P
Colt45 you are in Qatar, your name is Mohammed from now on :o)
It looks everybody is happy with the joke.
hehehe... :)nice one.
Khattak n Dotty !!
Dare u come any close to my behind ? :(
I will report to Mods and Shurta....
nice joke
and Dot bhai... I said BLEASE na... aur peace out bhi bola na... you both go after Rizks... he's lonely these days ;-)
Rizks & Colt...You are GONE.
DoToo is here...Get yourself a Steel Underwear ASAP. :P
nyc one.....
lol
Rizks...I've reported you to the MODs for offending fellow QLers...i.e. habbygolucky, habbyhabby, haby :P
Do not create topics or posts that criticise, bully or insult other Qatar Living members
Q. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre?
A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Q. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library?
A. Somebody stole the book.
I was depressed last night so I called the suicide helpline in Pakistan.I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
nice one Colt. :D
lol..a grt joke............
Now your ass is grass... watch it!!!
lol Colt....
Habby in their Nappy's....:)
Khattak haBBy = all pathans haBBy = my ass is safe now ;-))
Shukran Ya Habibi ... I'm HaBBy
DO NOT GET OFFENDED!!! there ya go Khattak ;-)
Please Khattak pathaan don't get offended....:)
well yeah Colt, can't blame the poor bald dog eh.. ;)
Poor Pakistani boy. hehehe
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PS: Abbay...You forgot to add "Please" to your subject. You've to literally beg people not to get offended :P
ROFLMAO!! Jezz!!
He's trying to make up for lost hair eh? :-)))
Colt, he's got on a hairy cap, as he's got no real hair on his head.. :P
I just looked in the mirror and I will meet you at the over-sized baggage counter ;-)
Dotted ones !!
they giv a good grip and pleasure....lol
lol!! Epic!
What kinda cap, ribbed, dotted or flavoured? ;-))
Colt, I think that can be arranged.. ;)
will i fit into your luggage? smuggle me outta here :-P
Colt, I'm flying out of here on the 5th! :D
LOL...(I've got my good and slippery Head with a cap on it Colt)....:)
are you still beating the heat here in Doha, or have you gone to your paradiso?? ;-)
ROFL...thanks for a good joke! :)
and I mean no disrespect to my paki brethren... peace out! :-)
LOL... (I've got my good humour cap on Colt) :P