To be read in Good Humour ONLY!!!

Colt45
By Colt45

Mohammed, a Pakistani child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA)

"What is your name?" - asked the teacher.

"Mohammed". . .. - answered the kid.

"You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher.

In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" - asked his mother.

"My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" - and she beat him.

Then she called his father and he too beat him.

The next day Mohammed returned to school..

When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

Well ma'am, 4 hours after I becoming an American, I was attacked by two Pakistani's At home."

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 12:01
anonymous

Part II

... and the teacher surveyed where the boy lived;

got a gun and poured all his bullets therein

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 11:48
anonymous

nice joke

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:52
Rizks

To be read with Good Hamour Fish ONLY !! hehehehe

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:51
Colt45

You got me partner... ;-P

By gkramer• 19 Jul 2010 08:50
gkramer

Colt45 you are in Qatar, your name is Mohammed from now on :o)

By cherukkan• 19 Jul 2010 08:50
cherukkan

It looks everybody is happy with the joke.

By garfieldisc• 19 Jul 2010 08:46
garfieldisc

hehehe... :)nice one.

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:45
Rizks

Khattak n Dotty !!

Dare u come any close to my behind ? :(

I will report to Mods and Shurta....

By LupiN• 19 Jul 2010 08:39
LupiN

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 08:37
anonymous

nice joke

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:36
Colt45

and Dot bhai... I said BLEASE na... aur peace out bhi bola na... you both go after Rizks... he's lonely these days ;-)

By KHATTAK• 19 Jul 2010 08:34
KHATTAK

Rizks & Colt...You are GONE.

DoToo is here...Get yourself a Steel Underwear ASAP. :P

By omershah• 19 Jul 2010 08:32
omershah

nyc one.....

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 08:31
anonymous

lol

By KHATTAK• 19 Jul 2010 08:30
KHATTAK

Rizks...I've reported you to the MODs for offending fellow QLers...i.e. habbygolucky, habbyhabby, haby :P

Do not create topics or posts that criticise, bully or insult other Qatar Living members

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 08:30
anonymous

Q. Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre?

A. They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".

Q. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library?

A. Somebody stole the book.

I was depressed last night so I called the suicide helpline in Pakistan.I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

By bubblymom• 19 Jul 2010 08:28
bubblymom

nice one Colt. :D

By afrinnabees• 19 Jul 2010 08:20
afrinnabees

lol..a grt joke............

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:20
Colt45

Now your ass is grass... watch it!!!

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:19
Rizks

lol Colt....

Habby in their Nappy's....:)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:18
Colt45

Khattak haBBy = all pathans haBBy = my ass is safe now ;-))

By KHATTAK• 19 Jul 2010 08:15
KHATTAK

Shukran Ya Habibi ... I'm HaBBy

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:15
Colt45

DO NOT GET OFFENDED!!! there ya go Khattak ;-)

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:13
Rizks

Please Khattak pathaan don't get offended....:)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:13
mjamille28

well yeah Colt, can't blame the poor bald dog eh.. ;)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 08:12
anonymous

Poor Pakistani boy. hehehe

By KHATTAK• 19 Jul 2010 08:11
KHATTAK

.....

PS: Abbay...You forgot to add "Please" to your subject. You've to literally beg people not to get offended :P

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 08:11
Visper

ROFLMAO!! Jezz!!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:11
Colt45

He's trying to make up for lost hair eh? :-)))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:10
mjamille28

Colt, he's got on a hairy cap, as he's got no real hair on his head.. :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:10
Colt45

I just looked in the mirror and I will meet you at the over-sized baggage counter ;-)

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:10
Rizks

Dotted ones !!

they giv a good grip and pleasure....lol

By ajmani• 19 Jul 2010 08:08
ajmani

lol!! Epic!

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:08
Colt45

What kinda cap, ribbed, dotted or flavoured? ;-))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:08
mjamille28

Colt, I think that can be arranged.. ;)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:07
Colt45

will i fit into your luggage? smuggle me outta here :-P

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:07
mjamille28

Colt, I'm flying out of here on the 5th! :D

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:06
Rating: 2/5
Rizks

LOL...(I've got my good and slippery Head with a cap on it Colt)....:)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:05
Colt45

are you still beating the heat here in Doha, or have you gone to your paradiso?? ;-)

By Dracula• 19 Jul 2010 08:04
Dracula

ROFL...thanks for a good joke! :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:04
Colt45

and I mean no disrespect to my paki brethren... peace out! :-)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:03
mjamille28

LOL... (I've got my good humour cap on Colt) :P

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