Beer...
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then one fine day I caught her spending 65$ on makeup.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
.... I don't think shes coming back. :(
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Old one..but nice.
i want your body, your body but not you.....
:D
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nobody, nobody but you.......
Stunning beer! :)
LOL!
Never get between a lady & her make-up!!