Beer drinking males beware!!!

Frugaluga
By Frugaluga

Beer contains female hormones.

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary

Before i get angry women posting threats of physical violence, it is not meant to be taken seriosly! :0P

By Dracula• 25 Jun 2010 19:38
Dracula

i see...hmmmm..

now i know almost everything about Flanostu! :P

By anonymous• 25 Jun 2010 18:26
anonymous

lol..

By lemontree• 10 Jun 2010 00:01
lemontree

as far as understanding is concerned, its such a global lingu i beleive even chinese people will understand a few words...bhangra music is totally IN globally

was there for 20 min...had a dinner planned at diff place...they are all good friendly sweet people

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:57
anonymous

lol well at least he can understand it or he should else I was talking to myself last time I met him :(

How was the meet-up by the way?

By lemontree• 9 Jun 2010 23:55
lemontree

r u kiddin me....i have doubts u cant speak either :(

By Alumnar• 9 Jun 2010 23:46
Alumnar

Hubby always leaves seat down... he is well trained ;)

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:40
anonymous

LT was busy with something, just got back home. Wasn't Khanan there, you can talk to him in same language :)

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 23:36
Frugaluga

drmana

By lemontree• 9 Jun 2010 23:36
lemontree

u didnt show up wk...i was hoping to speak our kabayan language after long time

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:35
anonymous

Good Night doc :)

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:33
drmana

Oh sure! men are so good in winning an argument and we females are maligned for it, he he he

Anyways....its late now to keep debating

So long ..............Good night!

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:28
anonymous

We need to think of the future of humanity so we bear with all this and stay with women to ensure humans don't become extinct.

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:22
drmana

Yes WK, we always complain so kindly all men stay away from every women and preserve your sanity. That would be enough to drive all men crazy :-P

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:18
anonymous

I didn't go, don't know.

See guys never complain if women leave the seat down but women always complain if guys leave it up :(

I totally agree with the OP by the way, I become such a bytch after drinking too much :P

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:17
drmana

Oh! forgot to ask...WK, how was the ice-cream????

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:16
drmana

Nope, I don't but he never complains :-P

By anonymous• 9 Jun 2010 23:13
anonymous

drmana do you leave the seat up for your husband because he needs it up :P

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:11
drmana

Lol...must be 1336 and still counting :-))))

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 23:08
Frugaluga

you are the luckiest woman alive! i have had, to date 1,336 arguments over this(not that im counting!). and my response is always the same - you leave it down and i need it up, i leave it up and you need it down - deal with it!! lol

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 23:03
drmana

Fruga, my hubby never leaves the seat up so no problem in that area. He is too behaved in that. May be I am very very lucky :-P

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 22:53
Frugaluga

do i take that to be an admission of guilt? :0P .. so next time your husband leaves the seat up, chill out and give him a hug instead of a verbal onslaught! Lol

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 22:44
drmana

hahahahahaha...No Comments:-P

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 22:41
Frugaluga

i have no doubt that you do! but please admit that the whole seat up in the WC argument is a little crazy! :0P

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 22:35
drmana

We think as rationally as everyone else. Just because our thinking doesn't match with what guys think, it can't be called irrational....

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 22:29
Frugaluga

i guess not. But would sure like to hear debate on point 7! :0P

By qatarama• 9 Jun 2010 22:27
qatarama

....and i was thinking whats wrong with the guys in Doha..

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 22:26
drmana

Lol frugaluga, but thats not our fault, is it? Do we have a choice?

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 22:23
Frugaluga

no your not! but point 8 is a sure thing that cannot be argued! :0P

By drmana• 9 Jun 2010 22:20
drmana

:-((( We are not so bad, are we??? lol

By Frugaluga• 9 Jun 2010 20:33
Frugaluga

Lol.... should deffo be number 9!

By britexpat• 9 Jun 2010 20:32
britexpat

Don't forget that their mothers began to visit them out of the blue also...

By AmericanDarling• 9 Jun 2010 20:29
AmericanDarling

but it always still makes me laugh! :D

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