Best pick up lines

neoaspilet
By neoaspilet

Boy: Can you be my sun?

Girl: what?!?

Boy: So my world will only revolve around you

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Boy: I wish you were comments on facebook wall

Girl: Why?

Boy: So I can "like" you

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Boy: Are you eating firecrakers lately?

Girl: No way. Why?

Boy: Because I see sparks everytime you smile

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Boy to a girl: I forgot your name.......can I just call you "mine"

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Boy: Are you getting shorter?

Girl: How come?

Boy: Because before when we are both standing, you were at my shoulder  level....now you are in my heart

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Boy: Are you getting taller?

Girl: How come?

Boy: Coz before you were just at my shoulder level......now you are in my mind

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Boy: Aren't you getting tired?

Girl: No. Why?

Boy: Coz you're running in my mind all day

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Ice Breaker

During an exam

Guy 1: How many questions have you answered so far?

Guy 2: My test sheet is almost blank

Guy 1: Crap, I'm dead

Guy 2: Why is that?

Guy 1: I have the same blank paper, the instructor will think I'm cheating

 

 

By gudone• 21 Sep 2011 15:46
gudone

likd the last one!! n comments tooooooooo

By GodFather.• 21 Sep 2011 15:41
GodFather.

Xena those are funny even more than the original post lol

By Xena• 21 Sep 2011 14:16
Xena

He - Can I buy you a drink? She - Actually I'd rather have the money.He - Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? She - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.He - How did you get to be so beautiful? She - I must have been given your share.He - Your face must turn a few heads. She - And your face must turn a few stomachs.He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. She - Okay, get out.He - What would you say if I asked you to marry me? She - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.He - Can I have your name? She - Why? Don't you already have one?He - Hey baby, what's your sign? She - Do not enter.He - If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. She - If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.He - Where have you been all my life? She - Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

By anonymous• 21 Sep 2011 13:32
anonymous

haha

By cnadnaan• 20 Sep 2011 20:40
cnadnaan

hey lost marbles.. so ur back !! haven seen u around for long :) Lets meet up sometime for weekend EPL

By Knorkasthur• 20 Sep 2011 19:16
Knorkasthur

lol :)

By anonymous• 20 Sep 2011 18:56
anonymous

Hmm interesting.. but have not tried any lines ever.. wil not n the future too..

By Bark_Scorpion• 20 Sep 2011 17:30
Bark_Scorpion

Ohh..:( I'm not into this kind of talk.. sounds funny..

By lost marbles• 20 Sep 2011 17:21
lost marbles

Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!

If I were to ask you for *ex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

By aboy_29• 20 Sep 2011 17:07
aboy_29

where is neneng bakit? boy pick up...

By Slapper• 20 Sep 2011 17:03
Slapper

I would like to introduce myself. I am your new boyfriend

By vodka1305• 20 Sep 2011 17:00
vodka1305

looooooooooooool thats gold

i love the second one

they old but good to remeber the teen age days lool

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