Best pick up lines
Boy: Can you be my sun?
Girl: what?!?
Boy: So my world will only revolve around you
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Boy: I wish you were comments on facebook wall
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can "like" you
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Boy: Are you eating firecrakers lately?
Girl: No way. Why?
Boy: Because I see sparks everytime you smile
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Boy to a girl: I forgot your name.......can I just call you "mine"
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Boy: Are you getting shorter?
Girl: How come?
Boy: Because before when we are both standing, you were at my shoulder level....now you are in my heart
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Boy: Are you getting taller?
Girl: How come?
Boy: Coz before you were just at my shoulder level......now you are in my mind
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Boy: Aren't you getting tired?
Girl: No. Why?
Boy: Coz you're running in my mind all day
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Ice Breaker
During an exam
Guy 1: How many questions have you answered so far?
Guy 2: My test sheet is almost blank
Guy 1: Crap, I'm dead
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: I have the same blank paper, the instructor will think I'm cheating
likd the last one!! n comments tooooooooo
Xena those are funny even more than the original post lol
He - Can I buy you a drink? She - Actually I'd rather have the money.He - Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? She - Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.He - How did you get to be so beautiful? She - I must have been given your share.He - Your face must turn a few heads. She - And your face must turn a few stomachs.He - Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. She - Okay, get out.He - What would you say if I asked you to marry me? She - Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.He - Can I have your name? She - Why? Don't you already have one?He - Hey baby, what's your sign? She - Do not enter.He - If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. She - If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.He - Where have you been all my life? She - Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
haha
hey lost marbles.. so ur back !! haven seen u around for long :) Lets meet up sometime for weekend EPL
lol :)
Hmm interesting.. but have not tried any lines ever.. wil not n the future too..
Ohh..:( I'm not into this kind of talk.. sounds funny..
Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? (No!). Damn!
If I were to ask you for *ex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
where is neneng bakit? boy pick up...
I would like to introduce myself. I am your new boyfriend
looooooooooooool thats gold
i love the second one
they old but good to remeber the teen age days lool