A Blonde's Suicide
By Baburao-Ganpatr... •
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself." "You're supposed to put the noose around your neck, not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that," replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
CL, Now u Cracked the awesome joke :D
but Tehsin looks like under 18:D
Q: Why can't Tahsinmiim drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 he blows a rod.
LOL CL !
I WANNA MEET HIM :D
LLR: BG, this CL in QL keeps calling me gay :(
BG: Then why don't you just beat him up.
LLR: I can't, he's too Hot.
Mojojojo.. LOL
i love those your mama jokes :P
CL had 4 wives so far, and he called his...
1st wife..... barbie doll
2nd wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
4th wife..... panadol
LOLS brit nice one
ur jala hua cappuccino already left from his oppice :(
haha.. good one, brit
Wheres that park ??
Fea_sad decides to go ice fishing. So she cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool when a voice booms from the heavens, "There are no fish under that ice."
She moves her stool over ten feet and cuts another hole. Again, a voice says, "There are no fish under that ice!"
"Is that you Lord?" Fea_sad asks.
"No. This is the manager of the City Centre ice rink."
What a coincidence BG lols............)
Baburao reminds me of a cute monkey I have!
Landoverreview whew what a long name! My Jalepeno is Rizks!
YoMama Sorry Wrong Number. ((:
YoMama u always remind me of Obama
Oh where is my Jalepeno of Jaipur! I Miss Him!
lol
Doctor to Mrs.Dracula : U n ur husband have same blood group.
Mrs.Dracula: Off course it had to be same , for the last 20 yrs he is drinking my blood
BG, Why you are always writing about blondes?
Lols BG
Baburao goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Bugger off. You will not bring it back."
BLONDE MONKEY OR was real BLOND?