guys do you remember a witch used to come to my dreams?
no i met her in reality and i want to gift her a cellhphone which cellphone shall i gift her?
the one in the right or one in the left?
please suggest
when we give gifts to our loved ones, we give it as an expression of our love...so maybe since you want to give her that gift, that just measure how much you love her..
give her both in case the other one will be stolen!
if i were the girl...i rather have both...as i can see, its hard to find those in the market now...its quite old and yet good quality and user friendly...i wii keep it as my collections:-)
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $2,000."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2010 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $80,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $950,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $900,000, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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rose wow u have a nice user name huh..
Give her Dell, and she will deal with you _____ ???
when we give gifts to our loved ones, we give it as an expression of our love...so maybe since you want to give her that gift, that just measure how much you love her..
give her both in case the other one will be stolen!
Give her this phone
hahaha.. yeah.. your right rizks :P
summerfolk lol just same as a classic mercedes :P
if i were the girl...i rather have both...as i can see, its hard to find those in the market now...its quite old and yet good quality and user friendly...i wii keep it as my collections:-)
keso!!!!!
The left cellphone seems to be royally abused and tortured...:(
from were did u get those 2 ancient bricks ?
asif_khan gift ur galprined a Cactus Plant.
Whenever she gets angry on you, she will whipp ur butts with this plant....:)
i think asif ur first attempt is going to trun out a crap to impress her.
such a cheapy cheapy mobile phones thy look like.bolo kahan se chura ke laye?this will be the expression in her face whn u give her.
all the vry best for ur first crappy try.
Buy her a new one... ;)
Ooops, sorry MODs for the word. Won't do again :-)
lol chocoholic hehehe
Choco, hope the owner of the phone won't have cardiac arrest once back home. Even men can be so bitchy :-P
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
"Hello?"
"Honey, It's me."
"Sugar!"
"Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $2,000."
"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2010 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $80,000!"
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."
"What?"
"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $950,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $900,000, OK?"
"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
drmana, it's because the section for nonsense is still not functional.. :P
it is not funny, you are correct,
drmana tats something funny to me....LOL
Rizks, recently I seem to have lost my sense of humor....nothing is funny anymore :-(
drmana then where should asif_khan post this funny topic ? :(
be careful then, she's still a minor if dad is able to confiscate her cellphone...
chocoholic i meant the cellphone
Why is this in funnies?
witches & phone??? y she needs a phone... she can communicate 2 u by travellin on her witch broom
guys u should have relation with a witch as u can get free ride on the broomstick save gas and no pollution
"having it"?
she was having it but when her dad came to know he confiscated it as her dad is an !@@#$%%^&*&
give her the middle instead...;P
asif, if your witch is from the 21st century, she should have a phone of her own...
she wouldn't be able to live without one...
big phone ? lol
U mean u going to gift her tat old age telephones which has tat round dialing pad ? :)
Better wrap me and gift her...:)
for Pete Sake how do you do that LMA O
LMA..O! :)
oh shes educated too
this is an initial stage of our relationship i want to test her by giving this phone if the test is sucessfull i ll give her a big phone
do u think she knows how to use that cellphone? just curiouzzz lol
Ooh give her the chocolates :D
Draccy but he is giving Cellphone not any Snicker chocolates....:)
If you'll pay peanuts..you'll get monkeys!
ok then give her 21 pinches under her armpits....:(
I used to have the one on the left.
I still miss it :(
so a witch from the 21st century and you gift her a cheap phone?
this witch is from the 21st century
ah great devils think alike...:(
better gift her that
instead of giving those 2 crap pieces give tat damn laptop on which tat 2 crap pieces are kept....:)
witches dont requires any mobile, they communicate through telephathy,
The one on the right.
You havent met her yet. So give her an Iphone in dreams.
The left cellphone seems to be royally abused and tortured...:(
from were did u get those 2 ancient bricks ?
does she really love You? :P
cheap...
Gift tat logo in the middle....:)