CHILDLESS COUPLES
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There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family priest.
"My children," the priest began, "The Lord will listen to your prayers, and I am sure that you will be blessed with children shortly. In fact, I am planning an extended stay in Rome, and while I'm visiting the Vatican, I will light a candle for you." "Thank you, Father, thank you!" said the couple. Before leaving, the priest turned and said, "I am sure everything will work out just fine for you. My stay in Rome will be for quite some time--15 years. But when I return, I will be sure to pay you a visit." And so, 15 years came and went, and the priest returned to the States. While resting on his porch one mid-summer morning, he remembered the promise of paying a visit that he had made 15 years ago. So he made his way to their home, and upon arriving at the residence of the couple who'd sought his council years earlier, he rang the doorbell. Sounds of crying and screaming children filled the air! Overjoyed by the thought that their prayers had been answered, he entered the house. More than a DOZEN children filled the house from top to bottom! In the midst of all the chaos, stood the wife. "My dear," the priest said, "your prayers have been answered! And where is your husband? I wish to congratulate him too on your miracle!" "He just left for Rome," she said in a very desperate tone. "Rome? Why did he go to Rome?" asked the priest.
. "To blow out that candle you lit !" |
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"Oh, fine," says a cheery woman. "We’ve got eight out already."
"Eight?" wails Dave, who’s nervous enough about becoming a dad.
"Yep," she says. "And the last one was a duck."
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THREE WISHES
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.
The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
Murali...I advice you change your name to some nick name...
U will be kicked out if ur boss happens to read all ur posts....Seems as if you are paid for this...;)...
"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job"
I wonder whether this guy has anything else to do...
when he heard that "duck" part...
These jokes are funny, indeed!!!
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!" - UNKNOWN
that's a good one... but really a NASTY wish.
Imagine, the only male bear (but gay) amidst all female bear??? He'll be RAPED...lol
Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain!" - UNKNOWN
When his daughter turned to 18,
the father is ecstatic to be writing the last alimony cheque to his ex-wife..
He exclaimed “Thank god this torment is over”,
and asked the daughter to tell him what her mother said
when she hears bout ‘the last cheque of alimony’ she’d ever get from him
and “tell me the truth”
he also said that he even wanted to know “her exact expression”
when she tell her bout that
“Don’t worry” said the daughter
The daughter hands her mum the cheque and return to her dad’s house
to relay the answer where the old man was waiting anxiously
“So, darling, what was her reaction?”
The daughter .........“well, she asked me to tell you that..
"You’re not my father”
"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams."
"Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime.
Sometimes a moment is a lifetime!