Daily Dose of humor!
The Lone Ranger and his horse, Silver, was captured by an enemy group of Indians. (Tonto was on holiday visiting his mother,BTW).The chief of the tribe said to the masked man. "It is the blessing of the buffalo, as we rejoice in our hunt, which gives us food. So in three days, I will kill you. However, I will grant you three wishes before your death. What will they be?
The Lone Ranger thinks about this and says:"Can I have a word with Silver, my horse?"The chief looked bemused at this request, but nonetheless grants it. So the Lone Ranger goes over to Silver and whispered in its ear. Silver gallops away and a few hours later brings back a beautiful blonde woman.The chief gives a wry grin and allows the Lone Ranger to go into a teepee with this blonde woman.
The next day, the chief asks what his second request will be and again the Lone Ranger asks if he could have another word with Silver. On being granted, he goes over to Silver and whispers in its ear. Silver gallops away and a few hours later brings back a beautiful brunette. The chief smiled and shook his head as the masked man took the brunette into the teepee.
The following day, the chief grants the Lone Ranger his final request."May I have one last word with my horse, but this time in private."
The chief nodded and the Lone Ranger took Silver into his teepee. He grabbed hold of the horse's ear and looked him square in the eyes.
"Now listen to me, you d**khead and get it right.......BRING ME A POSSE!"
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There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before.
"But it ended" he said " when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees".
"Wow!! You are the Man!!What did she say?" asked the friend.
The husband replied “She said come out from under that bed you coward".
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Why do feminists not believe in Christmas?
"THREE wise men? Yeah, right! As if that's ever going to happen."
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