Damn English

alfa Q
By alfa Q

When we were 10 - rubber meant eraser, ass meant donkey, gay meant happy, straight meant linear, making out meant 'logical detection', Cock meant rooster, pussy meant cat, stag meant a male deer, prick meant a jab, poke meant a nudge, chick meant a baby hen, screw meant a carpenter's implement and a Tit was always for Tat!! Damn! - English has changed so much !!!!! 

Any thing from you guys

By realnt• 28 Jul 2011 19:14
realnt

    im thinking tht ... " how brillent u r ........ keep it up alfa Q

By ingeniero• 28 Jul 2011 12:28
Rating: 4/5
ingeniero

Old good times...

English still same, but our mind became dirty...

By Rizks• 28 Jul 2011 10:52
Rizks

LOL alfaQ, tats so true ! :)

By Kareena74• 28 Jul 2011 10:42
Rating: 3/5
Kareena74

Yeah and I am pretty sure some people won't understand this even now because they probably have the IQ of a ten year old..

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 10:37
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, I can run English.

By aak• 28 Jul 2011 10:28
Rating: 5/5
aak

very true...

By paradisevirus• 28 Jul 2011 10:25
Rating: 2/5
paradisevirus

some ppl are real mukh maafeeee's, they dont understand the essence of the joke.. the humor is nothing to do with english or any language, its "what the words ppl use for" kind of humor.

Grow up and then comment.

By strawberry_shisha• 28 Jul 2011 10:09
strawberry_shisha

lol..tfs...

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 10:08
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

English is such a funny language

By Rony John• 28 Jul 2011 09:42
Rony John

they are still the same to a FIVE year old (10year old - maybe) ;)

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 09:40
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

nyc knowledge :P

By paradisevirus• 28 Jul 2011 09:31
Rating: 4/5
paradisevirus

Kool post TFS

By ghazalz• 28 Jul 2011 09:09
ghazalz

and there was nothing like lol, rofl etc...

By anonymous• 28 Jul 2011 08:47
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

yeh.. so true man...!

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