on deathbed

the_prince
By the_prince

A Italian businessman on his deathbed called his good friend and said, "Luigi, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the IRS...and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything.'"

By the_prince• 13 Oct 2010 18:53
the_prince

:D

By ghazalz• 13 Oct 2010 15:16
ghazalz

Yawnnnnn :'(

By gudone• 13 Oct 2010 15:14
gudone

i c

its a joke!!

By medohaqatar• 13 Oct 2010 14:57
medohaqatar

not a story of a dying person.

By medohaqatar• 13 Oct 2010 14:56
medohaqatar

did I say I pay no tax in Qatar ?!?!?!?!

I mearly referenced the saying "Born Free Taxed to Death"

the except in Qatar only meant not taxed to death, taxes on shopping, air fares are pretty much the same the world over, local income tax at 0% is not, therefore except in Qatar.

So for your full information, you interpreted what was said incorrectly.

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 14:27
anonymous

Medohaqatar, you are paying taxes also here in qatar for your full information. Whenever you are getting plane ticket(s), you are paying QATARI TAX!

By medohaqatar• 13 Oct 2010 14:01
medohaqatar

As the saying goes

Born Free Taxed to Death

except in Qatar

By anonymous• 13 Oct 2010 14:01
anonymous

Not a joke....it's a STORY of dying person. :)

By the_prince• 13 Oct 2010 14:00
the_prince

I think it is the Italian equivalent to IRS (Internal Revenue Service), people who collect taxes

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 13:57
Rating: 3/5
Rizks

drmana lemme explaint it !

A Malabari person was in a death bead and was asking the Nurse for Nariyal Paani (coconut Water). The nurse banged tat malabari's face and tat malabari died...:(

R.I.P

By drmana• 13 Oct 2010 13:53
drmana

Can you please explain the joke? Didn't get it.

By Rizks• 13 Oct 2010 13:52
Rizks

Lungi ?

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