Do not talk to my parrot

Good Days!

Talking of vampires, I remember the time Sister Chocoholic and Sister FS are driving back from midnight mass when Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car.

Sister Chocholic, the driver says to FS, "Quick! Show him your cross."

So Sister FS leans out of the window and shouts, "Bugger off you little Ba$tard before I rip your head off!"

I am loving it ....... Macdonalds

What a wonderful beginning to Thursday.. So many wonderful jokes... All thanks to me and my parrots.. Keep it coming friends. I am loving it.

One day Dracula went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The price was high but the fine bird was finally his!

As Dracula was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

Uh oh brit, I think I've been in QL too long. I'm starting to get your jokes ;)

This thread brings back mem'rieeeeeees...

http://qatarliving.com/node/477161

Does that mean he is a Turtot or a Partle ?

Poor little thing all the effort lol

I'm proud of you.. not many get that one :o)

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.

After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground.

After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of Parrots sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.

Finally, the female Parrot turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

so kareena hw is ur parrot doing now

It was in the bottom of the bird cage - where it belongs :-)

Cabbage was reading the Daily mail, when her parrot said to her "Hey! Why are you staring at the carpet?"

ROFL :-)

Mrs. Chocoholic is walking down the Al Naser street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store.

She stops to admire the bird.

The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. The next day, when Mrs. Chocoholic walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused, scowled with an icy and deadly stare, and said with a hoarse voice, "Yes?" The bird, strutting back and forth on its perch in a cocky manner, said, "You know."

:-)

Two parrots sitting on a Perch.

One turns to the other and says - "Can you smell fish" ?

Britexpat went into the pet shop.

"I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic society's version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that anyway. It would squawk in all the wrong places , poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled."

"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK"? asked Brit "I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible."

"I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine" said the pet shop owner. "I have one at home. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it".

"Sorry" said Brit "I can't make it on Thursday. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off".

before!

how childish

Now you know why I got parrots as pets?? They are really smart and even better at guarding your house than dogs. I am going to teach my parrot to imitate the sound of a police siren so incase of a break in, he can scare the thief away.. hahaa

hoooo its a scary parrot... my parrot is more cuter

chirpees - a short high-pitched sound, especially as made by a bird

tweetable - a light high-pitched note, especially one sung by a small bird

owner's name is sweet but not sure abt the face and character....lols

britey wots chirpees and wots tweetable ?

i know only Chick peas.....:(

parrot is beautiful in the picture ... hope same as the owner ????

parrot is beautiful in the picture ... hope same as the owner ????

I dnt talk 2 parrots i talk to the owner

Kareena took her sick parrot to Dr. Khanan, the famous vet.

Dr. Khanan said, "I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is, your bird has chirpees. The good news is, it's tweetable."

way to go you parrot!!!

Regards!!

Looks like 1st June 2011 should be Declared

"Parrot Day"

LmaO britey,,hahaha

Khanan, dont know - but i have a feeling tat Kareena is "The Lucyshow"....? :)

Rizks and MBK are standing on a cliff with their arms out stretched:

One had a row of budgies on each arm and the other had a row of parrots down each arm and they both jumped off, landing on the rocks below. :o(

Later, in HMC, both with multiple broken bones and cuts and bruises, MBK said, "Well, I'm not going budgie jumping again."

And Rizks said, "And that's the last time I'll try parrot gliding."

Britexpat Pink Kia & Cuban Shotputter, to Rizks Bald head, DaRuDe thinny ugly hair legs, from Khanan's specaility in rare dept.

Now we have new topic to talk about on QL

Kareena's love of life..her green lovely parrots..

Parakeet stare