Don't be on this flight
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
hahahahaha..hihhihihihi..thanks for making us smile
nice
Its a joke...(Dont u c it in de funnies dept.) treat it like one...!!! Stop pushin ur brains 2 think so deep... Jokes r meant 2 get our heads stop spinnin and take a break frm our busy lifes... Enjoi...!!! :)
Hi Choco.. nice Q's.. At 35,000 feet you can not open the plane door with out creating a vacuum that will eventually make the plane crash..
Cheers..
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
how did the crew get down there?
Good one
hahahahaha... after tiring day.. i managed to laugh.. good good
hehe, good one!
Good one!
thanks